Did you get put on report at school?


My oldest lads came home from school and has been put on report for 2 weeks and banned from using school computers for 1 week.

His mate left his computer unlocked and one lads typed Porn and my lads hit the enter button. Obviously nowts came up but it’s been flagged.

I was a bit of a goody two shoes and only got put on report once for buying Nashy tickets. Early 90s dinner ladies were like fkn FBI agents.

Did anyone else get put on report at school?

Should I clip my lad round the ear?

Nashy tickets 🤣Never heard that for years
 
Ah I know unbelievable has to fill the sweets and pop machines for 2 weeks as punishment. I was paying 20p for a Nashy and saving my dinner money for 20/20!
Starting to think I should have parsnipped this like as me Mam reads on here 😂 but she’s not a fully fledged member

20/20 😂😂

If your username is your year of birth, you’re the same age as me. Drinking 20/20 in the cemetery on Hylton rd was the highlight of the week back then.
 
20/20 😂😂

If your username is your year of birth, you’re the same age as me. Drinking 20/20 in the cemetery on Hylton rd was the highlight of the week back then.

Yep, I was down the river at South Hylton we may have even gone to school together!
Nashy tickets 🤣Never heard that for years

There was no fingerprint system or nowt in those days just remember a little old dinner lady looking at me and saying you don’t get free school meals! Rumbled!
 
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My oldest lads came home from school and has been put on report for 2 weeks and banned from using school computers for 1 week.

His mate left his computer unlocked and one lads typed Porn and my lads hit the enter button. Obviously nowts came up but it’s been flagged.

I was a bit of a goody two shoes and only got put on report once for buying Nashy tickets. Early 90s dinner ladies were like fkn FBI agents.

Did anyone else get put on report at school?

Should I clip my lad round the ear?
And you believe that absolute clat-trap?

Mothers honestly do believe owt their sons tell them :lol: :rolleyes::lol:
Which school?
Ford Hall/Felstead.
 
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Yep, I was down the river at South Hylton we may have even gone to school together!

I did knock about South Hylton and the Dene, but I’m sure my blazer was as more maroon than yours.

Anyway, slightly back on topic, if only I had the chance to type ‘porn’ into a computer back when I was at school 😂
 
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My oldest lads came home from school and has been put on report for 2 weeks and banned from using school computers for 1 week.

His mate left his computer unlocked and one lads typed Porn and my lads hit the enter button. Obviously nowts came up but it’s been flagged.

I was a bit of a goody two shoes and only got put on report once for buying Nashy tickets. Early 90s dinner ladies were like fkn FBI agents.

Did anyone else get put on report at school?

Should I clip my lad round the ear?

Wish my dad believed every excuse I offered up at that age.
 
I did knock about South Hylton and the Dene, but I’m sure my blazer was as more maroon than yours.

Anyway, slightly back on topic, if only I had the chance to type ‘porn’ into a computer back when I was at school 😂

Yeah different school 😁
Wish my dad believed every excuse I offered up at that age.

I’m a Mam 😂 soft touch aswell by the sounds it…
 
Think I had the whole hog. Lines, detention, slapped/assaulted, caned, slippered, suspended and expelled. Not all at the same time like. A teacher gave me a sheet of A4 paper once and said I had to fill both sides completely and the subject was "Life inside a ping pong ball" as a punishment.

I had a bit of a rebellious streak tbf.
 
"Where's your homework O'Dors?"

"I left it on the mantelpiece Miss"

"Make sure you bring it in tomorrow, I'll be chasing you"

Next day

"Where's that homework O'Dors?"

"It accidentally fell in the fire Miss"
 

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