Did something rather stupid today

[Swindon On Tour]

Shot through my patio window
From the inside as well and perfectly timed on a teams call whilst demonstrating how the gun works, loading etc.
Didn’t realise that the door was pulled up earlier

How do you explain that to the insurance company. I blamed the Mrs (no) she ducked and cleans the bloody things. Glazier turned up measured and now waiting for a replacement.

You have to laugh.......what a prat.

 

[heroesof73]

Shot through my patio window
From the inside as well and perfectly timed on a teams call whilst demonstrating how the gun works, loading etc.
Didn’t realise that the door was pulled up earlier

How do you explain that to the insurance company. I blamed the Mrs (no) she ducked and cleans the bloody things. Glazier turned up measured and now waiting for a replacement.

You have to laugh.......what a prat.

Just tell them You shot off prematurely like usual

 

[The Albanian]

Wow. What a piece of shit. Hope you go down

 

[Occam's Razor]

Plead the second amendment.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Tell you what would’ve prevented this! More guns!

 

[Kennington Kid]

Shot through my patio window
From the inside as well and perfectly timed on a teams call whilst demonstrating how the gun works, loading etc.
Didn’t realise that the door was pulled up earlier

How do you explain that to the insurance company. I blamed the Mrs (no) she ducked and cleans the bloody things. Glazier turned up measured and now waiting for a replacement.

You have to laugh.......what a prat.

I'd sue the incompetent who taught you your weapon handling skills.

 

[Gala]

I’m about to write to an insurance company about PPI tax, I’ll cc them in on this because our premiums shouldn’t go up because of bellends.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

I'd sue the incompetent who taught you your weapon handling skills.

Guilty on both counts my lud.
Boom

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[Kennington Kid]

Guilty on both counts my lud.
Boom

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Can I suggest you re-read the section on "make safe". First though go into the bathroom and give yourself a thorough bollocking in the mirror.

 

[luvulongtime]

pic of the gun

 

[Dennis]

pic of the gun

And more importantly, the missus

 

[Goat Eyes]

And more importantly, the missus

She went out a few hours ago, I saw her pass the window, haven’t seen her since.

 

[daventry cat]

tell them a git wass pigeon flew into it

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Can I suggest you re-read the section on "make safe". First though go into the bathroom and give yourself a thorough bollocking in the mirror.

I need no more reminders mate......

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Why do you even have a gun?

 

[The Truth]

Tell them you karate chopped a seagull in half and the head bit ploughed through the window

 

[Swindon On Tour]

She went out a few hours ago, I saw her pass the window, haven’t seen her since.

Alcohol killed my first wife.
I came home pissed and shot her.

Why do you even have a gun?

Because I am Country boy. I do have a shot gun but this was the air rifle.
Keeping the Magpies at bay. Young birds around at present.

pic of the gun

It’s an air arms s410

 

[joemcdokes]

Shot through my patio window
From the inside as well and perfectly timed on a teams call whilst demonstrating how the gun works, loading etc.
Didn’t realise that the door was pulled up earlier

How do you explain that to the insurance company. I blamed the Mrs (no) she ducked and cleans the bloody things. Glazier turned up measured and now waiting for a replacement.

You have to laugh.......what a prat.

You don't you just get it replaced without using them.

 

[Billericay Dichio]

And we wonder why the USA is fecked.

 

[Redhouser]

tell them a git wass pigeon flew into it

Wass is a great word - typical sunderland word