Did Jesus exist and is there any truth in the nativity story?

[Duracel Funny]

Sat watching a documentary on the history channel (on now) about Jesus. I always just assumed it was made up shit but some proper bearded clever type reckon he actually existed.

*my Friday nights haven’t always been this wild btw

 

[Randy Ostrich]

Yes

No

 

[Frijj]

Jesus existed.

But he was not the son of God.

 

[Keith S30S]

Don't be stupid x2.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Jesus existed.

But he was not the son of God.

Prove it. With google

 

[Duracel Funny]

Jesus existed.

But he was not the son of God.

Is he the messiah???

Don't be stupid x2.

Men with beards say it’s so.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Is he the messiah???

Just a very naughty boy

 

[Frijj]

Just a very naughty boy

God you’re dull x

 

[The Exile]

He was a middle eastern bloke.

The rest is complete bullshit.

 

[Botchie]

He was probably some rebellious preacher with a bit of charisma about him. Like David Koresh, but with a robe.

 

[SteveFTM]

Sat watching a documentary on the history channel (on now) about Jesus. I always just assumed it was made up shit but some proper bearded clever type reckon he actually existed.

*my Friday nights haven’t always been this wild btw

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[Randy Ostrich]

Is he the messiah???

The Messiah isn't a religious figure - its someone descended from David who will unite Jewish tribes in their homeland.

Unfortunately the Greek word for messiah is 'Cristos' so the historical Jesus, Joshua son of Joseph, an insurrectionist and religious leader gets all this divinity slapped on him.

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

No
No

 

[StiflerPG]

There was probably some dude called Jesus, but son of an all powerful diety, no. Just some dude with stories. The original office bullshitter.

 

[becs]

Sat watching a documentary on the history channel (on now) about Jesus. I always just assumed it was made up shit but some proper bearded clever type reckon he actually existed.

*my Friday nights haven’t always been this wild btw

Should have watched Sheffield united v Bristol City. It was class

 

[Frijj]

There was probably some dude called Jesus, but son of an all powerful diety, no. Just some dude with stories. The original office bullshitter.

Lo behold! Down came the fist of the Lord and the bird was broken in two
- Paul 7:12

 

[Randy Ostrich]

Lo behold! Down came the Nestlé Fist of the Lord and the bird was broken in two
- Paul 7:12

@Keawyeds

Edit just realised that's full on seagull karate in the f***ing bible

 

[Nero the dog]

I think the life of Brian isn’t to far from the truth.
Jesus probably said something like “we are all gods children”
some smart arse replies with “ he thinks his gods son”
Smart arse then goes round telling everyone that Jesus thinks he’s gods son.
Mud sticks and simple folk believe what they are told.

 

[Arkle]

Should have watched Sheffield united v Bristol City. It was class

When do Sheffield United get their season back on track by playing us again?

 

[Randy Ostrich]

I think the life of Brian isn’t to far from the truth.
Jesus probably said something like “we are all gods children”
some smart arse replies with “ he thinks his gods son”
Smart arse then goes round telling everyone that Jesus thinks he’s gods son.
Mud sticks and simple folk believe what they are told.

I was going to make a joke about who controlled the media in 1st century Judea but I don't want another ban and be forced to talk to the wife