Derren Brown apocolypse

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i know a few people who've seen his live shows and they love him. all i can go by is his TV stuff and recently they've all just seemed like Beadle's About on a larger scale.

Starting to think that the illusion is convincing the viewer, not the participant.
Who else needs convincing? He's a performer.
 
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Berek

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would have looved it if the slug-eyebrowed wazzock mentioned to the young lass that they would have to re-populate the planet :lol: that woulda caused a shitstorm
shut up about your mummy ffs nae one cares
slugbrows - youre a shit actor, everytime something vaguely catastrophic occurs you turn into a goldfish and start gasping at the air - fuck off
if iwas one of the actors paid to be a infected person id run at him and actually really chew his fucking face right off, then as hes still alive id roll it up into a tube shape and feed it up his bottom so the young lass could purse her mouth around it and shout WILL YOU LOOK AFTER ME UNTIL I FIND MY MAMMY ? up it
inflating him like a massive, shit acting, slug eyebrowed balloon
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would have looved it if the slug-eyebrowed wazzock mentioned to the young lass that they would have to re-populate the planet :lol: that woulda caused a shitstorm
shut up about your mummy ffs nae one cares
slugbrows - youre a shit actor, everytime something vaguely catastrophic occurs you turn into a goldfish and start gasping at the air - fuck off
if iwas one of the actors paid to be a infected person id run at him and actually really chew his fucking face right off, then as hes still alive id roll it up into a tube shape and feed it up his bottom so the young lass could purse her mouth around it and shout WILL YOU LOOK AFTER ME UNTIL I FIND MY MAMMY ? up it
inflating him like a massive, shit acting, slug eyebrowed balloon
:lol: you really should be scientifically studied mate.
 
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ajax_andy

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I love how people moan about him being a stooge and it not being 'real'.

You're kind of missing the whole point... you're supposed to leave for analytical mind at the door and enjoy it for what it is... entertainment and illusion.

None of what he does is real... same with Dynamo... who gives a fuck? You're just spoiling it for yourselves at the end of the day :lol:
 

Pell

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I love how people moan about him being a stooge and it not being 'real'.

You're kind of missing the whole point... you're supposed to leave for analytical mind at the door and enjoy it for what it is... entertainment and illusion.

None of what he does is real... same with Dynamo... who gives a fuck? You're just spoiling it for yourselves at the end of the day :lol:
so why not get someone who would act like the rest of us would act? instead of some poncey waz who gurns more than steptoe and minces around the place
nae wonder he never got any acting work hes abysmal
nicolas cage would have been awesome
 

Tadger

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ajax_andy said:
I love how people moan about him being a stooge and it not being 'real'.

You're kind of missing the whole point... you're supposed to leave for analytical mind at the door and enjoy it for what it is... entertainment and illusion.

None of what he does is real... same with Dynamo... who gives a fuck? You're just spoiling it for yourselves at the end of the day :lol:
Derren Brown has made programmes exposing charlatans such as mediums etc. A bit rich if all of his stuff is staged.
 
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ajax_andy

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so why not get someone who would act like the rest of us would act? instead of some poncey waz who gurns more than steptoe and minces around the place
nae wonder he never got any acting work hes abysmal
nicolas cage would have been awesome
How do you know you'd react differently... just cause we've all watched 28 days later or played Resident Evil doesn't mean that in the real Zombie Apocolypse we'd we smashing the undead's heads in with baseball bats, eating red herbs to cure our bites and finding machine guns in old spooky mansions.

Fact is no-one knows how they'd react so you can't really call bull on this guy for his bad acting... maybe he's not acting and is just a simpleton

Derren Brown has made programmes exposing charlatans such as mediums etc. A bit rich if all of his stuff is staged.
Not really as he openly admits time and time again that it's all illusion and that none of it is real
 

oROSSo

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How do you know you'd react differently... just cause we've all watched 28 days later or played Resident Evil doesn't mean that in the real Zombie Apocolypse we'd we smashing the undead's heads in with baseball bats, eating red herbs to cure our bites and finding machine guns in old spooky mansions.

Fact is no-one knows how they'd react so you can't really call bull on this guy for his bad acting... maybe he's not acting and is just a simpleton



Not really as he openly admits time and time again that it's all illusion and that none of it is real
we haven't met, have we?
 

Flavonoids

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I love how people moan about him being a stooge and it not being 'real'.

You're kind of missing the whole point... you're supposed to leave for analytical mind at the door and enjoy it for what it is... entertainment and illusion.

None of what he does is real... same with Dynamo... who gives a fuck? You're just spoiling it for yourselves at the end of the day :lol:
:lol::lol:

It's neither.
 

Lil Layne

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How do you know you'd react differently... just cause we've all watched 28 days later or played Resident Evil doesn't mean that in the real Zombie Apocolypse we'd we smashing the undead's heads in with baseball bats, eating red herbs to cure our bites and finding machine guns in old spooky mansions.
In the Zombie Apocalypse, you'll be one of the first to go
 
Realistically would any normal person believe it anyway?

The Killers playing a random gig, somewhere you've never heard of, a day before your birthday, you wake up and it's a zombie apocalypse.

I wouldn't believe it personally, zombies aren't real.
 
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ajax_andy

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In the Zombie Apocalypse, you'll be one of the first to go
I've already got it covered tbh... head for the metro centre. Am pretty sure nothing bad could ever happen to people in a shopping centre during a zompie apocalypse... right? :lol:
 

LadyMuck

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You cynical fuckers!!

I don't believe the lad is an actor at all!

I appreciate the spectacle he's created but I dont agree with the purpose. All this just so he'll tell his mam he loves her. Seems a bit cruel and extreme!
 
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ajax_andy

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You cynical fuckers!!

I don't believe the lad is an actor at all!

I appreciate the spectacle he's created but I dont agree with the purpose. All this just so he'll tell his mam he loves her. Seems a bit cruel and extreme!
Did you see the one where he made some lass believe she was having an out of body experience after being involved in a near fatal car crash? Just to teach her to pay more attention whilst driving? That was pretty extreme, although quite good viewing... especially the bit where she was watching her still body being removed from the wreck, put on a stretcher and in to the ambulance :lol:
 

LadyMuck

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Did you see the one where he made some lass believe she was having an out of body experience after being involved in a near fatal car crash? Just to teach her to pay more attention whilst driving? That was pretty extreme, although quite good viewing... especially the bit where she was watching her still body being removed from the wreck, put on a stretcher and in to the ambulance :lol:
Bloody hell! I didn't see that!! He's quite evil really :lol:
 

Pell

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best one was where he made davina mccall think she had shot eamon holmes :lol: didnt quite go to plan that one did it derren! or DID IT ;) love seeing davina upset though so i enjoyed it
 

The Exile

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How do you know you'd react differently... just cause we've all watched 28 days later or played Resident Evil doesn't mean that in the real Zombie Apocolypse we'd we smashing the undead's heads in with baseball bats, eating red herbs to cure our bites and finding machine guns in old spooky mansions.
I know I'd react differently. I'm ready for Zombiegeddon. Even basic common sense - arm yourself. Never seems to cross his mind.

Do we really think this bloke has never seen, nor heard of, 28 Days Later, The Walking Dead, Day Of The Triffids etc.? As soon as I woke up in the hospital bed I'd be hugely suspicious of the whole thing.

Not to mention that, believe it or not, the Army isn't reaming with sexy blonde Sergeants wearing what Ann summers thinks an Army uniform is, giving you the entire story on an emergency broadcast channel.
 
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Fred Secrets

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would have looved it if the slug-eyebrowed wazzock mentioned to the young lass that they would have to re-populate the planet :lol: that woulda caused a shitstorm
shut up about your mummy ffs nae one cares
slugbrows - youre a shit actor, everytime something vaguely catastrophic occurs you turn into a goldfish and start gasping at the air - fuck off
if iwas one of the actors paid to be a infected person id run at him and actually really chew his fucking face right off, then as hes still alive id roll it up into a tube shape and feed it up his bottom so the young lass could purse her mouth around it and shout WILL YOU LOOK AFTER ME UNTIL I FIND MY MAMMY ? up it
inflating him like a massive, shit acting, slug eyebrowed balloon
Seek help.
 
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