I was trying to be polite, I'm not particularly antagonistic I just find the whole thing mental if Im honest, like something a 9 year old would come out with.
Definition of irony
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Certain generalisations and cliches are popular because they're true. Personally I don't think Audi drivers are any worse than most child murderers or paedophiles.
super noodles
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The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention
That describes most of the posts ever posted on here.
Divnt yee start I'm a particularly courteous driver!
There are some twats on the road like I must say.
raindog
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OUTED.
I just let road idiots get on with it these days. Getting annoyed and ragey just seems completely ridiculous these days.
Ive had 3 but my next one isnt, maybe ill be much less of a wanker!OUTED.
I just let road idiots get on with it these days. Getting annoyed and ragey just seems completely ridiculous these days.
Aye me too mate.
Tell you whats odd I started working up Ashghanistan this year and there a few junctions on the main road through, I must have flashed about 20 cars to let them out but fuck me theyre either blind or literally have no concept Im trying to let them out, strange place.
2 of them tbf ignored my first one from a good safe 100m away, then the next from 50 as i slowed down a bit so they could obviously see I was gonna let them go, then decide to pull out when Im about 5m away.
I've had some f***ing belters in my time but I still indicate, flash people out and use the inside lane on the motorway. I pity these people who drive about permanently fuming or find it that difficult to negotiate life that they can't acknowledge that I've just wasted 5 seconds of my life to make sure that they don't whip a parked cars mirror off.
mux
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He's dead Susan x
Aye lifes too short and my days are manic enough without spending an hour there and an hour back in a permanent radge, I just cruise along, observe, then shake my head slowly and often in bewilderment.I've had some f***ing belters in my time but I still indicate, flash people out and use the inside lane on the motorway. I pity these people who drive about permanently fuming or find it that difficult to negotiate life that they can't acknowledge that I've just wasted 5 seconds of my life to make sure that they don't whip a parked cars mirror off.
My one guilty admission is that if some knacker is hanging about 6 foot from the back of my car doing 70 I do often dab the brakes, normally does the trick.
I'm the same these days. I've had a lot of fast cars in my time and I found that these were canny counterproductive in driving altercations.
look out piano
Striker
An old man virgin turns 98,wins the lottery, purchases hookers and blow, then dies the next day?
Red meat is also irony
bu-bu-buchanon
Striker
I've never driven an Audi before so can't comment on what happens to those crazy dudes when they get inside their metal chariots.
I don't remember that verse.An old man virgin turns 98,wins the lottery, purchases hookers and blow, then dies the next day?
SYB_DC
Winger
That's how you know this commercial exists in some sort of alternate reality: at :24 in, there appears to be an Audi using a signal when going around someone.
dangermows
Striker
A song called Ironic which is actually all about Sods Law.
The difference with child murderers and paedophiles is that SOMETIMES you can see the signals
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