Deer Hunting

[Cox Green Fc]

Anyone ever done it?

 

[Butcher's Coat]

The Pensha woolies are experts IIRC

 

[Raker]

Aye it’s a good experience… abit deer mind

 

[ajthemackem]

Unless you're paid to thin the numbers for their own sake I can't understand why anyone would want to do it for fun.
Each to their own I suppose.

 

[Raker]

Unless you're paid to thin the numbers for their own sake I can't understand why anyone would want to do it for fun.
Each to their own I suppose.

Haven’t done it but it tasting absolutely class is one reason I suppose

 

[Space Hopper]

I once saw a deer that could write with both hooves.

It was bambidextrous.

 

[Keawyeds]

Unless you're paid to thin the numbers for their own sake I can't understand why anyone would want to do it for fun.
Each to their own I suppose.

Dangerous mindset though. Gamekeepers do it for that reason. Thin the herd, help new plants and trees to grow etc. Shooting them for fun never sat right right me.

 

[Arkle]

Don't do it, you'll either end up having your legs amputated or else finish up in a Vietnamese gambling den playing Russian roulette for your next fix.

 

[FootballFan]

I once saw a deer that could write with both hooves.

It was bambidextrous.

 

[Metro Man]

I once saw a deer that could write with both hooves.

It was bambidextrous.

I'm staggerd!

 

[Keawyeds]

I respectfully request that you fire a deer based joke back, rather than such emojibabble.
Beat him at his own game.
If you can!

 

[Big Jeff]

The Pensha woolies are experts IIRC

Classic - the best graffitto ever

 

[Some Random Guy]

I once saw a deer that could write with both hooves.

It was bambidextrous.

Both hooves?

Was it a double amputee?

 

[Bakerlooline]

Dangerous mindset though. Gamekeepers do it for that reason. Thin the herd, help new plants and trees to grow etc. Shooting them for fun never sat right right me.

There are real problems with the UK herd at the moment as it is bigger than it has ever been, causing real problems for the deer. Birth defects, disease, malnutrition and starvation. Ideally, we wouldn't need to shoot any, but with these problems, the lack of any natural predators (only Golden Eagles have been recorded harrying deer off cliffs and eating them) and the fact that their meat is actually very healthy, low in fat and has a low carbon footprint - then its hard to find a good reason not to shoot some of them, under strict licensing and farming protocols.

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Once shot a cow in the arse.

 

[Some Random Guy]

I respectfully request that you fire a deer based joke back, rather than such emojibabble.
Beat him at his own game.
If you can!

Working on a book of deer puns. Once it's done I'll have loads of doe and lasses will fawn all over me.

 

[Raker]

Once shot a cow in the arse.

Impressive… will grigg couldn’t hit one with a spade

 

[Keawyeds]

Once shot a cow in the arse.

Pervert.

Reported.

Working on a book of deer puns. Once it's done I'll have loads of doe and lasses will fawn all over me.

That's how you make the big bucks

 

[Lumber]

Dangerous mindset though. Gamekeepers do it for that reason. Thin the herd, help new plants and trees to grow etc. Shooting them for fun never sat right right me.

As long as they're getting eaten

 

[mux]

I once saw a deer that could write with both hooves.

It was bambidextrous.

I've been offered 8 legs of venison for £40 but that's just too dear.