December 19th live footy on tv


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The mare the merrier, me owld pair o' Doc Marraten's byuts. We can form The Men of Non-violence Reverse Prometheus Club, in which we lash them daily to the rock, beating them until the birds of Beelzebub feast upon their extruded innards....
Sounds absolutely glorious mate. How many vulnerable people have to die to make up for their F**k ups? Utter absolute horrible bastards. I hope their earholes turn to arseholes and shite all over their shoulders. I gave up becoming involved in physical violence many years ago, but id happily get back in training for those knackers.
 
It’ll have been written by one of his elves.
He needs ter buy him a dickshunnery fer Crissmust....
Sounds absolutely glorious mate. How many vulnerable people have to die to make up for their F**k ups? Utter absolute horrible bastards. I hope their earholes turn to arseholes and shite all over their shoulders. I gave up becoming involved in physical violence many years ago, but id happily get back in training for those knackers.
In truth, I'd regret losing my hard won self-control over a few self-aggrandising nonentities. It's a nice thought, but I'll hev ter renege. They'll get their comeuppance, one way or another....
Aye me & our lass polished off 2 litres of vodka yesterday
f***ing hell, man, are hell-bent on destroying yer livers, la? Bloody hell, flames, how!
 
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An Aberdeen delicacy, I believe, Cattach, la? When our eldest was there, he told me about them but I didn't believe him: I hed ter see it with me arn mince pies, ha, ha! I chickened out of trying one, like!
Think its an east coast thing Fife to Aberdeenshire. I hadn't tried them till I moved to Fife.

They've all sorts of fillings now tattie and beans, black pudding, lasagna and curry.

Can't beat the traditional Scotch pie though.
 
Think its an east coast thing Fife to Aberdeenshire. I hadn't tried them till I moved to Fife.

They've all sorts of fillings now tattie and beans, black pudding, lasagna and curry.

Can't beat the traditional Scotch pie though.
I've nivva gorraway with Scotch pie. I prefer the water of life. But if pie it must be, I like home-made steak (with or without kidney), chicken & mushroom or corned beef & onion and the pork pies from either the butcher's near Thirsk bus station or Petch's butcher's in Great Ayton....
 
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