Darren Bent - a retrospective

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I must say this thread has produced some cracking posts. Everyone heartfelt, passionate and though provoking. I would type one too but I can't be arsed. Well done felllas. KFT.
 
Well what a lying odious f***ing piece a shit he turned out to be.
A f***ing badge kissing bellend. No wonder the Spurs fans turned on him so much. We now know why.

We f***ing played the mags with 10 men. He already had his letter to sir prepared. When we equalised late on he wasn't interested.f***ing shameful. Shameful. £50,000 a week he was getting and he wasn't interested in us equalising v Newcastle. Dummy out the minute we signed Gyan it would appear.

He may need a Lee Clark-style "thigh strain" when Villa play up here next - who knows it could be as early as next season should Villa manage to stay up.

The stick he will get will be immense. And it will be deserved. I will boo the wanker like fuck. I've never done it for anyone but I f***ing well will next time that bastard arrives in town with his slightly effiminate voice.
He may need his mam.

He has shafted us and left us completely in the lurch. It could ruin our season, though I doubt it as Brucey is a wise old wheeler and dealer.

I only hope that Villa don't go to trading standards when they realise they are committed to £24 million for a player who often cannot actually strike a ball cleanly and has the first touch of a virgin.

Yes, a top class goalscorer but not a class act in any other way.

Oh and I know you'll read this at some point Darren. You probably have your own name in every search engine of every website on the internet.
I hope it doesn't hurt your apparently tender feelings.

I guess £80K a week will ease the hurt. It will buy a few new Xbox games for you to fuck about on while the fans that idolised you go to work.
He shouldn't be described as a , as a is notas offensive

No wonder Harry was so keen to see this self-centred illiterate Arse Face leave WHL

He is an odious specimen

I really hope He is injured as a debutant

Then, He can "look after" Mummy in his own (un)usual way

What a total He is

Harry was right about him - wise old Dirty Harry !


Harry Redknapp blasted Darren Bent after his amazing late miss and claimed: "My missus could have scored that."

The furious Tottenham boss blew his top on the touchline after Bent's amazing 80th minute howler and screamed at his coaching staff: "How the f***ing hell did he miss that?"

Read more: http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/new...-amazing-miss-article31458.html#ixzz1BRVeztJo

Apologies, the **** disappeared from my script

Just like DB has disappeared -

DB = Deceitful Bastard
 
I posted that without hearing about this. :evil::mad:

Is this lad for f***ing real? He missed about four f***ing sitters v Blackpool. We had 34 shots at goal FFS.
He missed two good chances v Newcastle and overran the ball when well placed with Gyan alongside him.
He missed a sitter at Villa.

He leaves a club four points clear in 6th to join a team fighting relegation, and with a hostile home crowd that don't like the manager. And a club likely to lose one of their biggest assets in Ashley Young. And a club we have taken six points off this season.

What an utter bellend. :lol:

This.
 
He shouldn't be described as a , as a is notas offensive

No wonder Harry was so keen to see this self-centred illiterate Arse Face leave WHL

He is an odious specimen

I really hope He is injured as a debutant

Then, He can "look after" Mummy in his own (un)usual way

What a total He is

Harry was right about him - wise old Dirty Harry !


Harry Redknapp blasted Darren Bent after his amazing late miss and claimed: "My missus could have scored that."

The furious Tottenham boss blew his top on the touchline after Bent's amazing 80th minute howler and screamed at his coaching staff: "How the f***ing hell did he miss that?"

Read more: http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/new...-amazing-miss-article31458.html#ixzz1BRVeztJo

Apologies, the **** disappeared from my script

Just like DB has disappeared -

DB = Deceitful Bastard


Welcome to the board, Asamoah !
 
on my lunch break so haven't read all posts, but agree that he didn't seem to enjoy sharing the limelight and more importantly sharing the goals.
 
I'm surprised that even some of the mature posters on here are behaving like jilted schoolgirls. "But he told us he loved us!" Oh FFS.

He's joined another company for more money. That's all.

He didn't love us. He said he did because footbal is show business and it's part of the act.

When Gyan patted the badge over his heart on Sunday after scoring did you think he was being sincere? Well, maybe after a fashion he was - he wants to be loved. And he knows that such sentimental bollocks helps woo a large element of the fanbase.

Personally, I don't care what an arsehole we now think Bent was. Bottom line is he earned his crust when he played for us. And he has left us with a very tidy profit for reinvestment. He also left after a protracted period of poor form. His best performances were when the team was organised around him. That was never going to be a long-term plan. My guess is we will do as well without him and will now see the best of Gyan.

Maybe he will rediscover last year's form with Villa. I don't care either way as long as it's not at our expense. All I care about is Sunderland and we have come out of this very well. 18-24m is an astounding amount for Bent.

Very good business for SAFC.
Yep. There's a load of dummies being hoyed to be honest.
 
Well what a lying odious f***ing piece a shit he turned out to be.
A f***ing badge kissing bellend. No wonder the Spurs fans turned on him so much. We now know why.

We f***ing played the mags with 10 men. He already had his letter to sir prepared. When we equalised late on he wasn't interested.f***ing shameful. Shameful. £50,000 a week he was getting and he wasn't interested in us equalising v Newcastle. Dummy out the minute we signed Gyan it would appear.

He may need a Lee Clark-style "thigh strain" when Villa play up here next - who knows it could be as early as next season should Villa manage to stay up.

The stick he will get will be immense. And it will be deserved. I will boo the wanker like fuck. I've never done it for anyone but I f***ing well will next time that bastard arrives in town with his slightly effiminate voice.
He may need his mam.

He has shafted us and left us completely in the lurch. It could ruin our season, though I doubt it as Brucey is a wise old wheeler and dealer.

I only hope that Villa don't go to trading standards when they realise they are committed to £24 million for a player who often cannot actually strike a ball cleanly and has the first touch of a virgin.

Yes, a top class goalscorer but not a class act in any other way.

Oh and I know you'll read this at some point Darren. You probably have your own name in every search engine of every website on the internet.
I hope it doesn't hurt your apparently tender feelings.

I guess £80K a week will ease the hurt. It will buy a few new Xbox games for you to fuck about on while the fans that idolised you go to work.



Well done fella, and thanks saved me the time to write my own feelings down.
 
Although I bow to your professional knowledge, he's nee Sidney Poitier lyke.

more like Sidney Potter


watching that press conference last night made me cringe. utter bull$hit coming from DB and Houiller's gob.

Loved Houiller's crack that Bent was there for long haul cos he had signed a 4 year contract :lol:
 
Well what a lying odious f***ing piece a shit he turned out to be.
A f***ing badge kissing bellend. No wonder the Spurs fans turned on him so much. We now know why.

We f***ing played the mags with 10 men. He already had his letter to sir prepared. When we equalised late on he wasn't interested.f***ing shameful. Shameful. £50,000 a week he was getting and he wasn't interested in us equalising v Newcastle. Dummy out the minute we signed Gyan it would appear.

He may need a Lee Clark-style "thigh strain" when Villa play up here next - who knows it could be as early as next season should Villa manage to stay up.

The stick he will get will be immense. And it will be deserved. I will boo the wanker like fuck. I've never done it for anyone but I f***ing well will next time that bastard arrives in town with his slightly effiminate voice.
He may need his mam.

He has shafted us and left us completely in the lurch. It could ruin our season, though I doubt it as Brucey is a wise old wheeler and dealer.

I only hope that Villa don't go to trading standards when they realise they are committed to £24 million for a player who often cannot actually strike a ball cleanly and has the first touch of a virgin.

Yes, a top class goalscorer but not a class act in any other way.

Oh and I know you'll read this at some point Darren. You probably have your own name in every search engine of every website on the internet.
I hope it doesn't hurt your apparently tender feelings.

I guess £80K a week will ease the hurt. It will buy a few new Xbox games for you to fuck about on while the fans that idolised you go to work.

Thats absolutely superb!
 
what a superb thread this is
some proper feelings for SAFC, our club, been written with feeling
hopefully you wont turn around in 18 months time and decide to support another club for footballing reasons :roll:

the money grabbing wanker
the way he has turned his back on the fans is shocking

you see the likes of ferdy getting stick week after week and they make no noises, no twisting at all
they work at the problems, they stick it out, work their way back in and gain the respect of the fans..and really earn it, not for arse kissing...for hard work

Bent walks in for a record fee after his twitter stuff to a heros welcome
gets off to a flyer and has his best season..because Bruce, Quinn and Ellis took that risk on him...they took that punt that could have went so badly wrong and gave the lad a chance to prove he was good...resulting in England call ups etc

season finishes and the fucker wants to ditch us right away to go to Turkey for mega bucks...decides to stay...scuffs in a few more goals...half arsed in training and on the pitch...the sensitive soul
all the while though through this 18 month he's telling the fans how he loves it, how he wants to be a legend..and as little as 4 weeks ago telling that he'd love to sign a contract extension and telling twitter he never wants to leave here

then after the derby...not just any game, the biggest home game of the season..after another wank "performance" by him, he pulls hit transfer request out his kit bag and fucks off to the team in the bottom 6

what a wanker
what a let down

give me a phil bardsley over darren bent any day
at least his performances are actually on the pitch and not on twitter
 
the problem is that with the vitriol now being spouted I guess no player will be prepared to ever say he loves the club, loves the region, loves the fans......we love steed (well I do) and he doesn't go around kissing the badge (never scores mind!) and declaring his love of all things safc.....I am sure Benty did love the club...something more (other than money) has happened, I know not what, and he has fallen out of love. It happens to us all at some time. I don't think we should be too harsh on him when, for example, Gyan came here for the money. If we are going to be a top six side signing big players we are going to have to get used to this type of player who will move on at the drop of a hat.
Let the dust settle, but remember Benty's goals kept us up last season, and he was being paid peanuts relatively speaking. Just another misguided footballer.
 
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