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Surely that belongs in daft things men wear as aftershaveDriving along the A1, wipers going.
Her....."What's that aftershave you've got on ?"
Me......"Screenwash"
I overheard a women point to some cows and say “mmmmm pork chops”"Eeee look at those sheep."
They were caravans
I overheard a women point to some cows and say “mmmmm pork chops”
Lots of intelligent women are prone to these comments, man. There's already a paramedic & a teacher mentioned on here. My missus (no) does it all the time & she runs the business & commercial side of a small business, very well. Watching Pointless is a tremendous education especially when anything on world geography is involved.Did you all choose these women? Or did they choose you?
Or was it a case of being really easy to get them in the sack?
Wouldn’t that be AIt’s D. Ha ha.
. It was late....Wouldn’t that be A
Get rid."Its only football"
Mrs (no) yesterday
I know this bloke who managed to put an apostrophe in St Albans.On the way down to London today, a road sign says 'St Alban's'. She pipes up that she thought it was in Scotland.
I know this bloke who managed to put an apostrophe in St Albans.
Sounds like you’re the daft one thinking ‘goats’ is a breed of dogWatching Yorkshire Vet.
Her “eeeh what kind of dogs are they?”
Me “goats”
Driving today
Her “eeeh are they geese?”
Me “no they’re traffic cones”