Daft Things Lasses Say #86778-2

[toxic tracksuit]

Watching Yorkshire Vet.
Her “eeeh what kind of dogs are they?”
Me “goats”

Driving today
Her “eeeh are they geese?”
Me “no they’re traffic cones”

 

[tunstall birdman]

'Oh no, not poetry, please!!'

 

[Deleted member 40035]

theres many reasons I'd move away from you

catryan

 

[Tomma]

‘Is India in Africa?’

I shit you not.

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

Driving along the A1, wipers going.
Her....."What's that aftershave you've got on ?"
Me......"Screenwash"

 

[Dennis]

"Will you clean up the kitchen?"

Nor

 

[Deleted member 2014]

A lad who I once worked with, was telling me about him and his mrs watching a gameshow on tv.
The person who was on the gameshow, won the star prize. (A holiday in some faraway country)
An aeroplane flying high among the clouds was shown on screen to signify the winner had won a holiday abroad.
My mates mrs without thinking, said to him "eeeeh Billy, the jammy git has only gone and won a plane" !

 

[The Sinful Dwarf]

My mate (no) and his lass (no) had a neighbour who wasn't the best looking, hence the nickname Quasimodo. One day the lass was talking to the neighbours missus, who introduced herself as Carol or some such. Mates lass says " eeh, I thought you were called Esmerelda".

 

[Mackem Dave]

"Eeee look at those sheep."

They were caravans

 

[Ronan Harazi's Leg]

On the way down to London today, a road sign says 'St Alban's'. She pipes up that she thought it was in Scotland.

 

[PTID]

That's the best oral sex I've ever had

 

[Nookie Bear]

On the way down to London today, a road sign says 'St Alban's'. She pipes up that she thought it was in Scotland.

Alba being the Gaelic for Scotland she’s not too far off the mark really

 

[Bishop Mackem]

Alba being the Gaelic for Scotland she’s not too far off the mark really

She won't have known that ffs

 

[MarcoGoalo]

"the capital of Amsterdam is Denmark"

 

[MackemBob]

"the capital of Amsterdam is Denmark"

It’s D. Ha ha.

 

[Snappy]

"the capital of Amsterdam is Denmark"

Reminds me of my lass. What's the Capital of Spain? Portugal...... she was dead confident as well. Paramedic just as well knowledge on capital cities isn't part of resuscitation or she'd be Doctor Death.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Eeegh, ive just shat ma pants.

 

[socrates]

Eeegh, ive just shat ma pants.

again?

need to see a doctor.

 

[Big Duke Six]

again?

need to see a doctor.

I cant get an appointment until September.

 

[snelleton]

Alba being the Gaelic for Scotland she’s not too far off the mark really

Obviously Albanian

Why does BBC Alba...... from someone with a famous Scotsman as his avatar!