Daft Kid's Names

[Dave Herbal]

It's not one I'd pick, but Mercedes is a very old name to be fair.

I can't be doing with stupid attention seeking whores calling their kids her stupid names

Indeed, the car was named after one of the founder’s daughters. The also hilariously named Emil Jellinek.

 

[Keawyeds]

Indeed, the car was named after one of the founder’s daughters. The also hilariously named Emil Jellinek.

It's a lot older than that, but fair enough
Mercedes (name) - Wikipedia

 

[Dave Herbal]

It's a lot older than that, but fair enough
Mercedes (name) - Wikipedia

Yeah, I meant that people think the car came first.

 

[Keawyeds]

Yeah, I meant that people think the car came first.

Pillocks.
Get 'em telt

 

[Dave Herbal]

Pillocks.
Get 'em telt

I’ll have to run it past our Ssanyong-Rexton first mind.

 

[Gremlin]

Where my kids go to school is quite a posh area and it's all those little old lady/bloke names - so Albert, Betty, Ernie and the like - f***ing dreadful.

 

[The Truth]

The airline staff shouldn't have mocked the bairn but ha'way man, you might as well paint a target on her giving her a name like that Give the kid a fighting chance in life

 

[Uncle D]

poor kid... my boys class has about 8 alfies ( not saying its daft... just very popular and in this case confusing)

What's it all about.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Fancy naming an airport after John Wayne.

Imagine if you had to catch a flight at John Wayne, Gate C

 

[freckletooth]

Le-ah

Not pronounced leah but is actually Le-dash-ah

 

[Lexingtongue]

Was the girl called Sophie Ellis Bextor?

God, even the SEB call outs are SEB these days.

 

[GBSAFC]

What's it all about.

 

[Man About Town]

Mohammed - may as well just call the bairn "assimillated".

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Imagine if you had to catch a flight at John Wayne, Gate C

That joke would also work if Ponteland Aerodrome was renamed “Eric”.

 

[Billy2Sheds]

poor kid... my boys class has about 8 alfies ( not saying its daft... just very popular and in this case confusing)

Used to mean grass when I was growing up = he's a proper little alfie him man...

 

[Junior Birdman]

Rocco is one that I've heard more and more. It's a band that you'd give to a angry dog

I heard someone calling their child rocco the other day. Poor bairn.

 

[GBSAFC]

Used to mean grass when I was growing up = he's a proper little alfie him man...

Word to the street Yo!!!

 

[Mr Vertigo]

Here is the winner of our Sunderland Echo Bonny Babies 2018 competition

Didn't know Gary Cahill was from Downhill.

 

[Ben Gardner]

Here is the winner of our Sunderland Echo Bonny Babies 2018 competition

the first pic of that bairn with the parents, looks borderline evil.
Obviously got a right attitude.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

That joke would also work if Ponteland Aerodrome was renamed “Eric”.

I'm still racking my brain on this one, feels like something off Only Connect