Cutting the Grass

[Epping]

Was out back this morning and I think I'm going to have to cut the grass in a week or two.

I've never cut it before march before... cant believe how green it is and how much its growing.. same with all the daffs popping up early too

 

[MackneyHackem]

Look at me my grass is greener than yours and grows faster.

How the other half live eh.

 

[chriswallace85]

Ower early. Few weeks yet.

Might gan get some seed down though.

 

[Marty Moose]

Absolutely hate mowing the lawn. Right fuck on.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Too early.
You'll fuck it up.

 

[Epping]

Too early.
You'll fuck it up.

to be fair.. just toying with it... soem seed, feed and weed is probably the best thing to do now

 

[Churchlanelad]

Set the mower on its highest setting for the first cut of the year, don’t want to give it a shock.

 

[Rustie Trombone]

Too wet - it fucks the lawn for weeks if you cut it too early.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

to be fair.. just toying with it... soem seed, feed and weed is probably the best thing to do now

If anything, get the lawn rake on it, and get out all the old thatch.
The put down some feed if you want.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

It’s getting the lawnmower out the shed that’s gonna be the twat

It’ll be like a spider cemetery

 

[Hair Flick]

Did ours yesterday. It's been dry a couple of days and was a beautiful sunny spring afternoon. Great to smell fresh cut grass.

 

[Epping]

It’s getting the lawnmower out the shed that’s gonna be the twat

It’ll be like a spider cemetery

its in the garage with easy acess by the door... the rest of the garage a different matter.

it bloody stank the other week too as I think a rat died in there. fortunatley thats gone now so no doubt I'll find a rat skeleton at some point

Did ours yesterday. It's been dry a couple of days and was a beautiful sunny spring afternoon. Great to smell fresh cut grass.

your too early man... I've been telt

 

[MackneyHackem]

Absolutely hate mowing the lawn. Right fuck on.

Another job on the long list that I'd outsource to hired help.

 

[Epping]

Another job on the long list that I'd outsource to hired help.

only takes 20 minutes and on a nice day with a beer close to hand is quite nice to do.

 

[MackneyHackem]

only takes 20 minutes and on a nice day with a beer close to hand is quite nice to do.

I'm going to have to dedicate some time to ridding the roof terrace of all the green shite that has grown over the decking in time for summer entertaining. Will make sure I get pissed while doing it of course.

 

[Hair Flick]

your too early man... I've been telt

Cut the French bit over the New Year. It had gone mental over the autumn.

 

[Marty Moose]

It’s getting the lawnmower out the shed that’s gonna be the twat

It’ll be like a spider cemetery

Our shed is a breeding ground for enormous mutant sized ones. Like f***ing facehuggers scurrying around the place. It's absolutely the most nerve shredding thing I have to do on a semi regular basis.

 

[citybythesea]

It will be good for it. Cutting back winter growth promotes summer growth according to monty don

 

[Shandy drinker]

Was out back this morning and I think I'm going to have to cut the grass in a week or two.

I've never cut it before march before... cant believe how green it is and how much its growing.. same with all the daffs popping up early too

euphemisim?
cut mine last week
Micro climate at the Seaburn Riviera

 

[bowers2]

Never fails to amaze me how many experts there are on the SMB.
is there anything we don’t know about?