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Haway man I'm easily the most sophisticated traveler on here and there's nowt a matter with the city of Newcastle like, where do all these footballers come from like? Paris is nice but dirty.

England has the best toilets in the world
Not true, most foreign bogs have a little bidet nozzle which is a godsend when eating shellfish abroad :neutral:
 
thats true that. Oh and Cruddas Park, Byker, Benwell, Walker. It has zero crime, the tramps are a better calibre, the pigeons underneath the bridge piss all over ours, the streets are paved with gold and the roads sterling silver
Daft cunt, "kill to live in Newcastle", I don't even go there if I can help it.


Sadly that isn't the point. Now a few pretendy SAFC fans, like you possibly, have decided to turn it around against Sunderland itself. It smack of mag bullshit in as much as, "we can't really talk or take a dig at them". In much the same way they think we can't laugh and take the piss out them for winning 3-0 cos we once lost 5-1
It's pathetic and happens every time something is dug up about them. I'd much rather let people know who I support rather than make snide comments and hide behind a persona on the internet
Sunderland has a lot to be proud of historically, but the city itself isn't that great, it also isn't as bad as most people think and had the cunts at Tyne and Wear invested in both cities in equal measures , then maybe just maybe it would have seen the improvements that it deserves
And I'm not from Sunderland
Good post.
 
Agree with this. I had a shite in Morrisons last week and the facilities were superb, I even ate my Boost in the cubicle I was that content.
supermarket sh!tters are the worst kind. worse than work sh!tters and pub sh!tters.
 
Agree with this. I had a shite in Morrisons last week and the facilities were superb, I even ate my Boost in the cubicle I was that content.
If it was slightly rippled with a flat underside,you better see a doctor.
 
But my dear, ziss is ze famous Byker, where ze lovely Ant and Dec lived!

Years ago I was nailing this lass who I used to work with and she was from Byker, fuck me what an absolute shithole that place is, remember going to a boozer called 'the Raby' or summit like that and was blokes in there openly injecting shit into themselves, what a f***ing grim place, makes Pennywell look like Las Vegas.
 
Haha makes me laugh most of you would kill to live in Newcastle. Only thing bad about the place is the scummy team
Newcastle is class
Don't know Sunderland well at all but it seems scrattertastic on a match day

Delusion reaches new levels on this board when people would rather live in Sunderland than Newcastle
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11695/2213191/arca-and-medina-enjoying-life
Whee's this fuckin knob jockey, like...?!
 
Years ago I was nailing this lass who I used to work with and she was from Byker, fuck me what an absolute shithole that place is, remember going to a boozer called 'the Raby' or summit like that and was blokes in there openly injecting shit into themselves, what a f***ing grim place, makes Pennywell look like Las Vegas.

Honestly?

Wonder how many tears she shed travelling round Haringey.

Very good point indeed. Was having drinks round there last night, it's a f***ing dive. Makes Dalston look like Kensington.
 
Haway man I'm easily the most sophisticated traveler on here and there's nowt a matter with the city of Newcastle like, where do all these footballers come from like? Paris is nice but dirty.

England has the best toilets in the world
Think it was the inappropriate horse punching that really pushed her emotionally over the edge; In Paris they love their horses!
 
Haha makes me laugh most of you would kill to live in Newcastle. Only thing bad about the place is the scummy team
Why on earth would I want to live there???? No chance

I go to the city for nights out but there isn't anywhere that I would choose to live

I think he meant 'would kill if you had to live in Newcastle'......imagine being surrounded by those gibbons day in, day out.
Gibbons :D
 
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