Croydon cat killer unmasked after three year investigation

[Deleted member 40035]

The reading suggests the cats were killed by vehicles then dismembered/transported by the local Reynards.

Its happening all of a sudden though. Why is that?

 

[Geronimo]

Croydon cat killer unmasked as fox after three-year investigation


It was a fox.

What a waste of fkn time & money.

Still. More coppers can now fk off to Portugal on the McCann case jolly.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

So its not humans and not fox's so what is it? Aliens imo.

 

[Scimmy]

So its not humans and not fox's so what is it? Aliens imo.

It was Me!!! Ha Ha Haaaaa!!!

I see you are having no luck catching me George, but, Lord! I left enough clues!!

 

[Deleted member 40035]

It was Me!!! Ha Ha Haaaaa!!!

I see you are having no luck catching me George, but, Lord! I left enough clues!!

Very doubtful it could have been you, human involvement has already been ruled out. If it wasn't humans or animals that's only leaves Aliens, it was Aliens.

 

[DJP]

So, nearly time for the start of the fox hunting season and the authorities bring out a negative story about foxes.

How convenient.

 

[Scimmy]

Very doubtful it could have been you, human involvement has already been ruled out. If it wasn't humans or animals that's only leaves Aliens, it was Aliens.

Aye, you're right like. Send for @ProfessionalMackem

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Aye, you're right like. Send for @ProfessionalMackem

Roger that!

@ProfessionalMackem is it Aliens?

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

They arnt meant to be doing this to cats so its a bit weird to me tbf. They tend to stick to cattle like sheep, cows etc or horses, all this cat killer thing is strange but to come out and say its fox's is ridiculous.

How many sheep, cows and horses do you think you see wandering around Croydon like?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

How many sheep, cows and horses do you think you see wandering around Croydon like?

I don't think I see any of them around there because I don't.

 

[Dagzd1973]

They tend to stick to cattle like sheep, cows etc or horses,

Foxes are tiny man. A cow or horse would kick the fucker to death.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

I don't think I see any of them around there because I don't.

I'll rephrase it then, how many sheep, cows and horses do you think the good people of south London see wandering around Croydon like?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Foxes are tiny man. A cow or horse would kick the fucker to death.

Read my post again I am saying it was Aliens not Fox's

I'll rephrase it then, how many sheep, cows and horses do you think the good people of south London see wandering around Croydon like?

How would I know I live in Sunderland.

 

[Dagzd1973]

Read my post again I am saying it was Aliens not Fox's

Ahhh reet. I thought you meant foxes. I was wondering wtf you were on about

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Ahhh reet. I thought you meant foxes. I was wondering wtf you were on about

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Read my post again I am saying it was Aliens not Fox's


How would I know I live in Sunderland.

Can't you use google ffs?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

about there is no cctv evidence of supposedly 3 or 4 incidents with a fox caught with a cats head in its moutth

OK I get it now.

Can't you use google ffs?

Cant you use your brian? Its Aliens right end of..

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

OK I get it now.


Cant you use your brian? Its Aliens right end of..

Brian Clough? Brian Blessed? Brian May? Brian Cox? Life of Brian?

 

[lenshack]

I'll rephrase it then, how many sheep, cows and horses do you think the good people of south London see wandering around Croydon like?

There was a time not a million years ago when farmers had to walk most of their livestock into markets in the centre of towns.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Local pet charities aren't always the most rational when it comes to pets.

They have expert help an opinion on their side. What have they said that is irrational ?