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The Exile
Guest
Turd in a box.
bernardbresslaw
Striker
At work they know I like whisky unfortunately.
Last year I got a box of 3 minitures - Teachers, Bells & Grouse. Another lad got a box with 3 decent single malts in
The year before I got a bottle of cheap Aldi whisky - no.5 I think it was called
Before that they cottoned on to the fact that I like VW campers and I got calenders & mugs 3 years in a row.
Bit of scandal at the place I was at a few years ago when the secretary who never shuts up got a ball gag.
It was a great opportunity as the "secret" presents were just left under the tree. About 20 people taking part but about 30 presents as extra piss take ones were dropped in.
It was a great opportunity as the "secret" presents were just left under the tree. About 20 people taking part but about 30 presents as extra piss take ones were dropped in.
peterleeblackcat
Midfield
Done it the last few years. Received a Taylor Swift calendar the first year, and a reindeer mankini last year
Both worthless but I don't mind too much, its just a bit of fun. We haven't swapped this years presents yet
Both worthless but I don't mind too much, its just a bit of fun. We haven't swapped this years presents yet
mackembuddha
Central Defender
A lad I used to work with gifted a canvas print of himself as a child to one of the lasses.
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Mick Dundee
Guest
Miserable git number 2 joins the thread!
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becs
Guest
mackembuddha
Central Defender
That is the weirdest secret Santa gift I've heard.
I thought it was genius.
Amnorrageordie
Midfield
Not only this, but I've never heard of it.
T
The Exile
Guest
Last place I worked at didn't do Secret Santa any more because the arseholes got presents telling them they were arseholes and then demanded to know who'd bought it, thus proving the point.
The Continuing Story
Midfield
I'd only been on a office for abfew months when we did one. We all went for Christmas dinner at the pub and I opened mine. It was a pair of fake leather driving gloves which I would find no time for now never mind at 21.
I nudged one of the only other blokes in the office saying "what the fuck are these" and he said "oh, I got you those"
I nudged one of the only other blokes in the office saying "what the fuck are these" and he said "oh, I got you those"
I once left an IOU under the tree for someone at work who is well known for losing his rag. There was a proper present from someone else but it had the desired effect and he had a proper meltdown.
Mackem Dave
Midfield
My team decided they weren't doing it this year because they are miserable twats. I normally try and get something that is personal to the person but also a bit of a joke. I always get beard oil. Every f***ing year.
Mentioned this before but a mate was telling me that a lad at his former workplace was so despised he got a bullet with his name etched into it
Superchamps
Midfield
Couple of years back I drew out of the hat one on the lads who I knew was a big Tranmere fan. So to get it out of the way, I went straight on eBay and bought him a signed photo of John Aldridge and a cheap frame. Anyway about five minutes later, the girl organising it comes back to say she’s fucked up and we’ll all have to pick again. Needless to say, one of the secretaries still has that picture on her desk.
errant
Striker
Ouch... Merry Christmas...
That would be the turning point where you start to consider things in life
