Crap crime TV programmes


Are there any worse than “McDonald & Dodds” , “Shakespeare & Hathaway” and “Hudson & Rex“ ?
Just awful…..dunno what the wife sees in them three
 
Once invented an ITV crime series called Bagel and Beans where Bagel is the lion detective, who is very macho but pretty thick and inept, and Beans is the crocodile ugly snaggle-toothed side kick who in his quiet way solves all the crimes. Even know the theme tune.

Bagel and Beans
Bagel and Beans
Every criminal knows what that means
If you can't do the time
Then don't do the crime
'Coz they will catch you
(deep voice)
Bagel and Beans.
(cymbal splash)

Any commissioning producers reading, drop a line to my agent, thanks in advance, I'll still post here from Hollywood.
 
Once invented an ITV crime series called Bagel and Beans where Bagel is the lion detective, who is very macho but pretty thick and inept, and Beans is the crocodile ugly snaggle-toothed side kick who in his quiet way solves all the crimes. Even know the theme tune.

Bagel and Beans
Bagel and Beans
Every criminal knows what that means
If you can't do the time
Then don't do the crime
'Coz they will catch you
(deep voice)
Bagel and Beans.
(cymbal splash)

Any commissioning producers reading, drop a line to my agent, thanks in advance, I'll still post here from Broadmoor
amended
 

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