Gorillas can lift around ten times their own body weight and considering the average gorilla weighs 160kg, let’s go with, even the most powerful heavyweight boxer doesn’t stand any f***ing chance against a gorilla, whatsoever.
What if somebody got talking to the gorilla or chimp telling it about some lush bananas to distract it, then Iron Mike blindsided it and landed a massive punch on the temple, would it be knocked out then? Have they got crash helmet skulls?
Look on YouTube chimps hunting monkeys. Its David Attenborough on National Geographic.
That sounds a bit harsh. This is what happens when they've got no work to go to. Those removal men chimps on the tea adverts seemed happy
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