Cooking bacon in the microwave

[Deleted member 40035]

What if your a vegetarian?

 

[becs]

I'm really trying to work a sexual innuendo around this post. Sorry

well stop it!

 

[filfy]

What a manky bastard !

 

[Deleted member 559]

well stop it!

That’s what she said

 

[Slow joe]

Shameful.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Takes longer than in the pan.

Interesting.

If your ever in a hurry you can cook an egg on top of a car on a hot day.

I don't put oil in the pan. I like it dry fried.

Plenty of oil already in the bacon.

 

[lenshack]

I wrap it in a piece of kitchen roll before putting it in the micro.
It absorbs all the fat and grease.
Main thing is getting the timing just right, too long and it can stick to the kitchen roll.

 

[Some Random Guy]

I wrap it in a piece of kitchen roll before putting it in the micro.
It absorbs all the fat and grease.
Main thing is getting the timing just right, too long and it can stick to the kitchen roll.

You filthy bastard.

 

[Kevsgreat]

Used to be able to get microwavable bacon and cheese paninis down the Spar. In with the microwavable Rustlers burgers and spare rib pork things.

Lifting but I couldn't give a fuck, tried them all. Even tried the microwavable Sunday dinners and it's many variations from Mr Dhillon's. They could have released a microwavable lead and asbestos rissotto and I'd have given it a go.

 

[chenders]

Scratterville

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Is there hedgehog flavoured bacon yet?

 

[daventry cat]

Marco Pierre White recommended cooking it that way on that programme he had a few years back.

this^^^^^ definitely my preffered method .......nice flat evenly cooked(no flaccid areas) bacon

Is there hedgehog flavoured bacon yet?

nah you cant get the little prickly fuckers to sit still on the slicer

 

[TopCat]

I knew someone who grilled an egg once

 

[StripedPaddy]

If your ever in a rush and feeling a bit pecking, give it a go.

What am I ,a freaking chicken.

 

[cluffy]

Set a pig on fire and cut out the middle man

 

[Carpets]

no,no no. It's like when people use the microwave for baked beans!

 

[Dogbark]

no,no no. It's like when people use the microwave for baked beans!

Sounds like you don't know how to use a microwave.

 

[Carpets]

Oh I know how to use it, I know.

 

[mr-bungle]

Our lass sometimes does this. f***ing rank!

 

[Nookie Bear]

I used to do this when I was a student , line it around the rim of a plate and it used to turn out canny , not as good as grilled but passable