Competitive Eating

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Aituk7, Jan 11, 2019.

  1. Aituk7

    Aituk7 Winger

    Turns out you can be a massive WAD..... and a competitive eater.


    'I make a living from competitive eating'
    A competitive eater has told BBC Radio 5 Live how she earns a living from taking on eating challenges.

    Speaking to Emma Barnett, Kate Ovens explained that she feels nervous before she takes on a challenge.

    BBC Radio 5 live - In Short, 'I make a living from competitive eating'

    Her surnames Ovens n'arl ;)
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  2. I’d competitively eat her s...actually better not
  3. jubblies

    jubblies Striker

    * Joke about swallowing *

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  4. xmfd

    xmfd Winger

    Imagine how big her shites are
  5. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    Joke about her munching on a badly packed kebab
  6. FalkirkMackem

    FalkirkMackem Midfield

    I know its for a laugh, but competitive eating sits uneasily with me.

    People starving in the world and using food banks in this country, just think its in bad taste.
  7. Floodolski

    Floodolski Central Defender

    Bet she’d still nick chips off your plate
  8. jubblies

    jubblies Striker

    @Forrest Gump 's lass is the world champ of sausage swallowing
  9. Keep going
  10. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    Those who are starving should enter a few competitions, world hunger solved thanks to the SMB
  11. She certainly doesn't look 24. :lol:
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  12. Aituk7

    Aituk7 Winger

    Once again this board solves a world problem
  13. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    @Big Duke Six over to you.
  14. Amnorrageordie

    Amnorrageordie Midfield

    She's not the arnly one.

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  16. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    I'd walk a mile to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.
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  17. Thackeray

    Thackeray Striker

    Competitive bulimia.
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  18. Nipple Salad

    Nipple Salad Midfield

    No way can she eat all that shite and still look like that

    Quick selfie, then straight to the bog
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  19. Biscuitz

    Biscuitz Midfield

    I chatted to Sonya 'the black widow' Thomas a few years back about this when she was world champ. We exchanged a few emails about her tactics and ideas on how to be good at this stuff. I told her I was researching.

    True fact^
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  20. offmenut

    offmenut Striker

    I love her
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