Communal Office Fridges/Freezers

[Gibraltar Mackem]

Are the contents of these things fair game? Is it expected that stuff gets swiped?

Or should I replace the solitary Kinder Bueno ice cream that I've just polished off while no one else is in?

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Are the contents of these things fair game? Is it expected that stuff gets swiped?

Or should I replace the solitary Kinder Bueno ice cream that I've just polished off while no one else is in?

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

Can I start with nobbers who put the milk back with a f***ing drizzle at the bottom...

 

[mcq10]

Can I start with nobbers who put the milk back with a f***ing drizzle at the bottom...

I once worked in an office where a bloke used to drink out of the communal milk carton.

I now drink black coffee.

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

I once worked in an office where a bloke used to drink out of the communal milk carton.

I now drink black coffee.

The dirty bastard

 

[Amnorrageordie]

Another office thread.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I once worked in an office where a bloke used to drink out of the communal milk carton.

I now drink black coffee.

 

[Kevj]

I once worked in an office where a bloke used to drink out of the communal milk carton.

I now drink black coffee.

Communal kitchens are terrible places.

Some people use the tea towel to dry dishes. Others use the very same tea towel to dry their hands.

I now wash every plate and cup before I use it and dry with blue roll.

 

[Arkle]

1) Put laxatives in everything in the office fridge.

2) Never eat or drink anything from the office fridge.

3) Surge ahead of your colleagues careerwise as they suffer from gut type issues.

 

[Gibraltar Mackem]

1) Put laxatives in everything in the office fridge.

2) Never eat or drink anything from the office fridge.

3) Surge ahead of your colleagues careerwise as they suffer from gut type issues.

 

[Chesterladmackem]

once on nightshift hoyed a tin of hot dogs in a pan on the cooker in the staff kitchen, went for a piss and when came back only 2 left, some get had robbed 6 of me sausages.

 

[Binternet]

Friend at uni was getting irritated that someone was stealing his ham. He left a packet in his room for a few nights while it marinaded in piss and then placed it back in the fridge after draining the piss off. Someone then stole it so he left a note in the fridge letting them know what he had done.

Another friend used to refill his Tropicana carton with piss and put it back in the fridge as people kept drinking it.

 

[cornish mackem]

Communal kitchens are terrible places.

Some people use the tea towel to dry dishes. Others use the very same tea towel to dry their hands.

I now wash every plate and cup before I use it and dry with blue roll.

I put a suggestion in once that we put all the dishes away dirty. I then put another in the following day congratulating them on the speedy uptake of my suggestion. Filthy twats they were

 

[Dave Herbal]

Are the contents of these things fair game? Is it expected that stuff gets swiped?

Or should I replace the solitary Kinder Bueno ice cream that I've just polished off while no one else is in?

No. Touch my shit and I will retaliate with great vengeance and furious anger

 

[houst69]

Are the contents of these things fair game? Is it expected that stuff gets swiped?

Or should I replace the solitary Kinder Bueno ice cream that I've just polished off while no one else is in?

We share with the army cadets who always leave stuff in there. They only moved in a couple of years ago but we have been there for decades and we bought the fridge so what is theres is ours in essence I think?

 

[dangermows]

Said this before but at a previous place someone kept taking a bite out of pieces of fruit then putting it back. Eggs were also going missing from salad boxes.

1) Put laxatives in everything in the office fridge.

2) Never eat or drink anything from the office fridge.

3) Surge ahead of your colleagues careerwise as they suffer from gut type issues.

I just wipe snots on stuff.

 

[Typhoonftm]

1) Put laxatives in everything in the office fridge.

2) Never eat or drink anything from the office fridge.

3) Surge ahead of your colleagues careerwise as they suffer from gut type issues.

4) Rub your willy on sexy Sarah from accounts' coffee cup, thereby getting a blowjob by proxy

Disgraceful behaviour.

 

[natinnam]

Got two decent sized office fridges on this project, both equally used. My kit-kat was taken, for which the office was told if I catch them, they'll be sorry, the whole office just stared down, no eye contact. Came in the next day, the fridge i use is empty except my stuff, the other fridge was packed with everyone else stuff.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

There was an article on the news a few years back where an item was swiped and the victim pressed charges.

Iirc it was a pack of biscuits at a civilian police worker’s offices.

London policeman investigated for 12 months for 'stealing colleague's biscuits' | Metro News

 

[Hyltonian]

There was an article on the news a few years back where an item was swiped and the victim pressed charges.

Iirc it was a pack of biscuits at a civilian police worker’s offices.

London policeman investigated for 12 months for 'stealing colleague's biscuits' | Metro News

Taking the bis....

I’ll get my coat