Come Dine With Me

[MackneyHackem]

A lass has just substituted rice flour, which she couldn't find in the shops, with long grain rice. She's making biscuits.

I've really become invested in daytime TV in recent weeks.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

CDWM is topper. Love how the producers search out the biggest arseholes in the country for us to laugh at

 

[MackneyHackem]

CDWM is topper. Love how the producers search out the biggest arseholes in the country for us to laugh at

If people are knocking up food as bad as this when they're having guests round and they know they're going on the telly, I shudder to think what they're scranning through the week when no-one's judging them.

 

[Mackem00]

Class.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

If people are knocking up food as bad as this when they're having guests round and they know they're going on the telly, I shudder to think what they're scranning through the week when no-one's judging them.

Its class int it

 

[Nookie Bear]

A lass has just substituted rice flour, which she couldn't find in the shops, with long grain rice. She's making biscuits.

I've really become invested in daytime TV in recent weeks.

Did she whizz it ? Rice Flour is just rice in powder form so she could've got away with it

 

[MackneyHackem]

Its class int it

She's just served the cat-shaped rice-filled biscuits and her guests are spitting out the bits of rice. Her whole evening was cat themed and she's dressed as a cat.

Did she whizz it ? Rice Flour is just rice in powder form so she could've got away with it

Nor mate she hoyed a cup and half of uncooked long grain rice into some some cookie dough and stuck it in the oven.

 

[anitdontmajanow]

they just get loads of zany people on these days, surely no fucker behaves like this in real life

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Angel Delight for a dessert from Sunderland's answer to Peter Stringfellow a few years ago.

 

[MackneyHackem]

Angel Delight for a dessert from Sunderland's answer to Peter Stringfellow a few years ago.

Loved the Sunderland episode mind.

 

[evh78]

She's just served the cat-shaped rice-filled biscuits and her guests are spitting out the bits of rice. Her whole evening was cat themed and she's dressed as a cat.



Nor mate she hoyed a cup and half of uncooked long grain rice into some some cookie dough and stuck it in the oven.

Wad?

 

[Barnacle Boy]

She's just served the cat-shaped rice-filled biscuits and her guests are spitting out the bits of rice. Her whole evening was cat themed and she's dressed as a cat.



Nor mate she hoyed a cup and half of uncooked long grain rice into some some cookie dough and stuck it in the oven.

 

[LondonMackem]

Best one

 

[MackneyHackem]

Best one

Only ever seen that as a YouTube clip. I would like to see that episode.

 

[LondonMackem]

Only ever seen that as a YouTube clip. I would like to see that episode.

Same, she must have been a right irritant the way he cains her

 

[jackynutmeg]

I've always said that the if i'm ever on this (which i wont be) then i would go to the 4 houses for the food on the Mon to Thurs and when they turn up at mine on the Friday i would tell them all to fuck off.

 

[MackneyHackem]

Same, she must have been a right irritant the way he cains her

The way they other two are just sitting their looking at the floor and for some reason the lass getting told off is hiding behind her own hair.

I've always said that the if i'm ever on this (which i wont be) then i would go to the 4 houses for the food on the Mon to Thurs and when they turn up at mine on the Friday i would tell them all to fuck off.

 

[LondonMackem]

The way they other two are just sitting their looking at the floor and for some reason the lass getting told off is hiding behind her own hair.

 

[chriswallace85]

If people are knocking up food as bad as this when they're having guests round and they know they're going on the telly, I shudder to think what they're scranning through the week when no-one's judging them.

Never ceases to amaze me when they decide to make something they've never cooked before with ingredients they've never cooked with before when they're serving a bunch of strangers. Ya'd at least think they'd have given it some thought in the weeks and months beforehand and given it a few trial runs.

Then again it wouldn't surprise me if half of them do it in a panic after their mates have told them the night before that they can't serve up their mam's special bolognese knocked up with a jar of Dolmio.

 

[Mackem DJ]

Best one

THAT was brilliant. Iirc she was in the CID too but he wasnt intimidated one bit

Me other fav one had a milf on and an african lad young enough to be her son, she was getting pissed and was all over him like a rash and the other bloke (ugly noncey gype fella) had a massive jealous tantrum owa it.

Loved the Sunderland episode mind.

Durham episode had a vile gay bloke in it, horrid he was.

Same, she must have been a right irritant the way he cains her

She wasnt really iirc he was just a nutjob who was furious he never won the comp.