Discussion in 'SMB' started by dangermows, Nov 5, 2017.
The way this thread was resurrected out of nowhere had me fearing a DNYT there
Love seafood but it’s a strange combo in my opinion like.
Seafood is not something I fancy when I’m having a few pints.
He's not called Colin. That's just the name of the business that isn't his as far as I'm aware.
He sells little blue pills that can't be named on here for some reason for £5 a go anarl. His top pocket is usually chocker with blister packets
Fresh fish van came round Houghton the other day. Not sure if it was colin. Bout time we had vans like that round.
Often gets round Jarra, Boldon and Hebburn.
He's done it for years.
Have you got crabs Colin,
Have you got any mussels, well lift up the pool table.
Have you got change of a squid.
How many times he must have heard the same patter over the years.
Last time I saw him was in Windmills and that was about twenty years ago.
"Seafood Ladies Gents"
Got any mussels???
Aye we've got one that comes round in a small refrigeration van and sells it from the back . Quality fare it is too .crab claws salmon tuna you name it he's got it
In ya basket mate
There weren’t kebab shops everywhere years ago, a business started in a different era
Man needs to move with the times.
Always remember him kicking off in a pub in Jarra after he turned up and there was a group of lads who were out for a fancy dress night. One of the lads had came as Colin with a basket and white Mack with ‘Colin’s seafood’ on the back. Real Colin didn’t take it as a joke
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