Colin the seafood man

Discussion in 'SMB' started by dangermows, Nov 5, 2017.

  1. Aye.
  2. ShieldsGreggs4

    ShieldsGreggs4 Full Back

  3. Marty Moose

    Marty Moose Striker

    The way this thread was resurrected out of nowhere had me fearing a DNYT there
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  4. Switch

    Switch Winger

    Love seafood but it’s a strange combo in my opinion like.

    Seafood is not something I fancy when I’m having a few pints.
  5. Beaker

    Beaker Winger

    He's not called Colin. That's just the name of the business that isn't his as far as I'm aware.

    He sells little blue pills that can't be named on here for some reason for £5 a go anarl. His top pocket is usually chocker with blister packets :lol:
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  6. Fresh fish van came round Houghton the other day. Not sure if it was colin. Bout time we had vans like that round.
  7. Dennis

    Dennis Central Defender

    Often gets round Jarra, Boldon and Hebburn.
  8. mad cyril

    mad cyril Midfield

    He's done it for years.

    Have you got crabs Colin,

    Have you got any mussels, well lift up the pool table.

    Have you got change of a squid.

    How many times he must have heard the same patter over the years.
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  9. mini-x2

    mini-x2 Striker

    Last time I saw him was in Windmills and that was about twenty years ago.
  10. snipes

    snipes Striker

    "Seafood Ladies Gents"
  11. Got any mussels???
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  12. Iballistic George

    Iballistic George Central Defender

    Aye we've got one that comes round in a small refrigeration van and sells it from the back . Quality fare it is too .crab claws salmon tuna you name it he's got it
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  13. ISOE II

    ISOE II Full Back

    In ya basket mate

    HANDSOME_DAN Midfield

    There weren’t kebab shops everywhere years ago, a business started in a different era
  15. Switch

    Switch Winger

    Man needs to move with the times.

    Colin's Kebabs.
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  16. JGC

    JGC Central Defender

    Always remember him kicking off in a pub in Jarra after he turned up and there was a group of lads who were out for a fancy dress night. One of the lads had came as Colin with a basket and white Mack with ‘Colin’s seafood’ on the back. Real Colin didn’t take it as a joke

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