Colin the seafood man

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  1. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Does he still get around the local clerbs?
  2. Marty Moose

    Marty Moose Striker

    "Colin, do you have crabs?", a joke that never got old when you were pissed up
  3. Do places still have fishmongers. Other than supermarkets selling their frozen shite?
  4. Le Chuck

    Le Chuck Striker

    Theres still one in Jacky Whites
  5. yamar1

    yamar1 Striker

    wey aye he does. sound colin like.
  6. Butcher's Coat

    Butcher's Coat Striker

    A MLF who is passionate about his smoked cod loin and haddock fillets.
    Also known to throw prawns at cheeky customers;)
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  7. Lipso

    Lipso Midfield

    I can confirm I have recently seen Colin carrying his basket of fish treats in both the South Shields and Fulwell areas.
  8. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Nice one. And yes he is.

    Excellent news.
  9. Good to see he’s still around.

    There’s a fishmonger in Durham market man, dunno why I asked. Might pay it a visit tomorrow.
  10. Caer_Urfa

    Caer_Urfa Striker

    Great bloke. Came into our bar last week. Must visit every pub in shields and sunderland.
  11. ShieldsGreggs4

    ShieldsGreggs4 Full Back

    Once had crab sticks stolen in the pier
  12. Sgt Pepper

    Sgt Pepper Striker

    Used to get one come in the Ox and Plough in Washington when we drank there about 10 years ago. No idea if it's the same bloke though.
  13. Pelawsafc

    Pelawsafc Goalkeeper

    He was in The Pelaw Inn on Sunday t-time.
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  14. andy

    andy Striker

    Have you got any mussels mate?
  15. waddy999

    waddy999 Winger

    Mermaid's tits?
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  16. Scotty 1978

    Scotty 1978 Striker

    “Well lift that pool table over there then”

    That one used to get cracked every time the fish man visited our club
  17. abbs

    abbs Striker

    wonder how many pubs he visits over a weekend??

    tend to see him more often than not
  18. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

  19. Mr.Thunders

    Mr.Thunders Striker

    Seen him down Bill Quay
  20. ozz

    ozz Central Defender

    Dougie Parker? as in the family that had Parkers fish and chips opposite the leisure centre.
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