Coach trip songs from your youth

[PNEFC111]

Which rugby club were you playing for at the time?

Old Dickdippers RUFC.

 

[AlpineExile]

Down in the meadow where nobody goes.

Although apparently the RTG knows it as 'Down a dark/back alley ..." but then you are all a bunch of townies anyway:

Songs you used to sing at school :

Fuck off. We did. The TV show was based on the song, not the other way round. I'm not bloody 9...

www.readytogo.net

 

[Hank Scorpio]

3 Coins In A Fountain.

I love that scene. Cracking film

 

[Butcher's Coat]

"Shine your buckles with Brasso,
it's only 3 ha'pence a tin"......etc etc

 

[Billy2Sheds]

"Stop the bus I need a wee weeeee"

 

[jubblies]

Dave is the captain of our ship
Dave is the captain of our ship
Our ship is a tanker
And Dave's a f***ing wanker
Dave is the captain of our ship

 

[the boot]

Alouetta

 

[mysticmackem]

The wheels on the bus (early years)

Barnacle Bill the Sailor (much later)

 

[Lone Wolf]

Glory glory Hallelujah
The teacher hit me with the ruler,
I punched her in the belly and she wobbled like a jelly
And she hopped like a kangaroooooooooo

 

[Big Duke Six]

Bus trips man.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

In the German nick where they hang you by your dick and the rats play snooker with your balls.

Never remember the exact words after but it included "tits and fanny"

 

[Deleted member 44322]

We used to sing "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes". Loved it. Nice happy song.

 

[Dubai Si]

We hate Jimmy Hill, he’s a poof, he’s a poof.

@Wearside Wanderer II might also have partaken in this at some point.

 

[Wearside Wanderer II]

We hate Jimmy Hill, he’s a poof, he’s a poof.

@Wearside Wanderer II might also have partaken in this at some point.

I sang it last week

 

[Doberman]

N-E-T-T-O
Netto is the place to go..
Shop all day, shop all night,
Come back home with a bag of shite.


As kids, if your parents shopped at Netto you were considered to be a social outcast hence the song.