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Here's a photoessay on classiness.

This fortunate young boy was born and raised on Wearside, as you can see from his traditional mackem dress.
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Then tragedy struck when, aged 20, he crashed his car when en route to donate money to sick cats.
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Brain damaged and vulnerable, the young man was prayed upon by a desperate NUFC. The club spirited him away him from hospital, hoping to make him one of their own in an attempt to co-opt some classiness. The horrifying results of this dastardly experiment are brazenly displayed on the club's official website.







 
Here's a photoessay on classiness.

This fortunate young boy was born and raised on Wearside, as you can see from his traditional mackem dress.
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Then tragedy struck when, aged 20, he crashed his car when en route to donate money to sick cats.
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Brain damaged and vulnerable, the young man was prayed upon by a desperate NUFC. The club spirited him away him from hospital, hoping to make him one of their own in an attempt to co-opt some classiness. The horrifying results of this dastardly experiment are brazenly displayed on the club's official website.








:lol: Class
 
Apologising and admitting he's done wrong,how is that to be mocked?

Well as you and I know, you don't get the feeling he needs to appear contrite to avoid a quite possible custodial sentence ? But you would if any other club were involved. Ever heard of cognitive dissonance ?
 
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The "classy club" thing was invented around the time of the 5-1 to deflect away from the fact that even after we got relegated and came back up we were still the better team.

It doesn't matter if you win the derbies or finish lower in the league, least you have your "class" and "Catts" :lol::lol:
 
Wouldn't a REAL "big" club be concerning itself with other "big" clubs rather than comparing themselves to teams they "believe" are inferior?
This for me. If they're such a massive club and we're so irrelevant, why are they always on here? Why aren't they on Man Utd and Chelsea boards telling them what a massive club NUFC are?
 
From True Faith's brilliant pre-derby perfect ten series,

LET’S ALL LAUGH AT SUNDERLAND

"Remember Sunderland’s” lads” getting off The Monument and marching en-masse up Blackett St., through Gallowgate, up Barrack Road, dishing out hidings at some indeterminate point in the past? Nah, me neither, because it didn’t happen!

Steve Bruce promising us he had something planned for the PA system when Sunderland beat Newcastle in the return fixtures at the SoS following the 5-1 when they would beat us. What was that song Brucie?

Lee Cattermole’s forthcoming appearance on Jeremy Kyle

Photos of the lad with his Dad who pushed Harper over, the next day in the papers

Their fans doing 2-1 gestures with their fingers on Wessington Way after the 4-1

One of their fans, frothing at the mouth, nutting a bus in frustration outside the Half Way House Pub in Southwick after the 4-1

2-1 T-shirts

The empty away end at SJP with 20 mins left at the 5-1

Martin O’Neill’s lies about NUFC coaching staff and the officials room at SJP

Steve Cram’s Bar Bill after the Dabzias 1-0"


:lol::lol::lol:
 
The "classy club" thing was invented around the time of the 5-1 to deflect away from the fact that even after we got relegated and came back up we were still the better team.

It doesn't matter if you win the derbies or finish lower in the league, least you have your "class" and "Catts" :lol::lol:
This week of all weeks; should you not be posting something constructive on your own boards? I thought the club might be organising something for your 20 year anniversary.
 
The "classy club" thing was invented around the time of the 5-1 to deflect away from the fact that even after we got relegated and came back up we were still the better team.

It doesn't matter if you win the derbies or finish lower in the league, least you have your "class" and "Catts" :lol::lol:

We finished above you for the third season running, didn't we? :confused:
 
From True Faith's brilliant pre-derby perfect ten series,

LET’S ALL LAUGH AT SUNDERLAND

"Remember Sunderland’s” lads” getting off The Monument and marching en-masse up Blackett St., through Gallowgate, up Barrack Road, dishing out hidings at some indeterminate point in the past? Nah, me neither, because it didn’t happen!

Steve Bruce promising us he had something planned for the PA system when Sunderland beat Newcastle in the return fixtures at the SoS following the 5-1 when they would beat us. What was that song Brucie?

Lee Cattermole’s forthcoming appearance on Jeremy Kyle

Photos of the lad with his Dad who pushed Harper over, the next day in the papers

Their fans doing 2-1 gestures with their fingers on Wessington Way after the 4-1

One of their fans, frothing at the mouth, nutting a bus in frustration outside the Half Way House Pub in Southwick after the 4-1

2-1 T-shirts

The empty away end at SJP with 20 mins left at the 5-1

Martin O’Neill’s lies about NUFC coaching staff and the officials room at SJP

Steve Cram’s Bar Bill after the Dabzias 1-0"



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The bits in bold aren't funny and some aren't even true.

True Faith is a shambles of a fanzine.
 
It's quite simple.

Google any celebrity + any Sunderland player, and the search results will be a random collection of fun filled stories. For instance, a quick Google revealed this funny clip of Martin O'Neill mocking Robbie Williams. Lovely stuff, and really rather classy.

However, I've just completed the same exercise using a random celebrity and a random Newcastle player, and ended up being subjected to this lurid tale.
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The "classy club" thing was invented around the time of the 5-1 to deflect away from the fact that even after we got relegated and came back up we were still the better team.

It doesn't matter if you win the derbies or finish lower in the league, least you have your "class" and "Catts" :lol::lol:

Why does our classiness make you so furious?

Perhaps if you were able to conduct yourself in a less hysterical manner, you could learn to behave with more decorum.

I mean, are you even wearing shoes today? Last time I saw some Newcastle fans, they were barefoot and shirtless, howling some word that sounded like 'moon'.

It really reflects poorly on the region. :neutral:
 
Why does our classiness make you so furious?

Perhaps if you were able to conduct yourself in a less hysterical manner, you could learn to behave with more decorum.

I mean, are you even wearing shoes today? Last time I saw some Newcastle fans, they were barefoot and shirtless, howling some word that sounded like 'moon'.

It really reflects poorly on the region. :neutral:


That was the Serbian mags at last nights U21 game, poor Danny.
 
It's quite simple.

Google any celebrity + any Sunderland player, and the search results will be a random collection of fun filled stories. For instance, a quick Google revealed this funny clip of Martin O'Neill mocking Robbie Williams. Lovely stuff, and really rather classy.

However, I've just completed the same exercise using a random celebrity and a random Newcastle player, and ended up being subjected to this lurid tale.
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:lol::lol:
 
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