Paddy O'Dors
Striker
Meal in a chain Italian. Taxi there, eat, then jump in a taxi and gan and meet me mates somewhere afterwards probably.
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Daren't attend for fear of making a kernt of myself, then getting pumped
My back to back went to last year's, got highly intoxicated on a cocktail of drink and drugs, then proceeded to aggressively dry hump/ borderline sexually assault most of the female office girls on the dance floor. His shameful apologies on the following Monday morning were delightful
You bastard sir.I always remember a Christmas party at my old work when I interrupted the 'boss' getting noshed off by one of the office girls. We were all at work the following day and I made him squirm most of the day - he was trying to catch me on my own - obviously to have a word - but I managed to avoid any 'one to one' conversations and broke up for the Christmas period with it still a 'live' issue. i eventually text him on Boxing Day and told him that what happened at the Christmas party stayed at the Christmas party....... he was ever so grateful.
For 'inspiration', I use a picture of Noddy Holder.What makes it festive? You dress as an elf or something.
UnfuckinbelievableNeck on, Neck on
At the Christmas works Do,
With Alison, Sally, Jackie and Sue
Which one is the best for you?
Over their desks you leaned,
You smiled, your trousers beamed,
Your keks slightly creamed,
From lust they did crust!
And now, drunken work babes with Inhibitions gone,
The tree of love bares fruit,
You want your love snake to shoot
From all the flirting, all year long
Tonight! Love is strong
Which one gets your Christmas Dong,
from Mistletoe to Camel Toe
At the Christmas works Do!
I always remember a Christmas party at my old work when I interrupted the 'boss' getting noshed off by one of the office girls. We were all at work the following day and I made him squirm most of the day - he was trying to catch me on my own - obviously to have a word - but I managed to avoid any 'one to one' conversations and broke up for the Christmas period with it still a 'live' issue. i eventually text him on Boxing Day and told him that what happened at the Christmas party stayed at the Christmas party....... he was ever so grateful.
They’ve knocked the free drink on the head for our Christmas party, so they can fuck off this year, imagine thinking I’d pay to drink with work mates