Christmas Works Do

Paddy O'Dors

Striker
Meal in a chain Italian. Taxi there, eat, then jump in a taxi and gan and meet me mates somewhere afterwards probably.
 

Wansbeck Viking

Central Defender
Daren't attend for fear of making a kernt of myself, then getting pumped

My back to back went to last year's, got highly intoxicated on a cocktail of drink and drugs, then proceeded to aggressively dry hump/ borderline sexually assault most of the female office girls on the dance floor. His shameful apologies on the following Monday morning were delightful
Where do you work?
 

Metalmicky

Goalkeeper
I always remember a Christmas party at my old work when I interrupted the 'boss' getting noshed off by one of the office girls. We were all at work the following day and I made him squirm most of the day - he was trying to catch me on my own - obviously to have a word - but I managed to avoid any 'one to one' conversations and broke up for the Christmas period with it still a 'live' issue. i eventually text him on Boxing Day and told him that what happened at the Christmas party stayed at the Christmas party....... he was ever so grateful.
 
I always remember a Christmas party at my old work when I interrupted the 'boss' getting noshed off by one of the office girls. We were all at work the following day and I made him squirm most of the day - he was trying to catch me on my own - obviously to have a word - but I managed to avoid any 'one to one' conversations and broke up for the Christmas period with it still a 'live' issue. i eventually text him on Boxing Day and told him that what happened at the Christmas party stayed at the Christmas party....... he was ever so grateful.
You bastard sir.
 

Steeeeeeed

Midfield
I never go. Went for the first time last year since joining company 6 years ago and reminded me why I don’t. Left at half 7 when it started at 7. Horrible bar, shit loud music and socialising with people I see pretty much everyday.

its at the same venue this year and it was in the news this morning someone tried to sneak in a meat cleaver in their sock last night
 

Kevsgreat

Striker
Out for a meal with some lads from footy on the 19th, meal with work on the 20th, and some drinks with some mates on the 21st. All at the same place. Might see if they do a loyalty card.

One year I'd left my job a month before Christmas but I was still invited to the party. Daytime do in Newcastle, I got hammered, jumped on the Metro and got back through to Sunderland for another meal with a considerable head start on the drink. Seemed like a good idea at the time but it just left everyone in no doubt that I'm a reet knobhead.
 

sproates33

Striker
We went down York last week on the drink, It was canny.

Aveika for my actual team doo next Friday, Whole company Xmas party is in January.
 

biilymack

Full Back
I'm retired but going to the lads only do in a couple of weeks,company give £25 per head but the lad who organises it includes those who don't go therefore the half or dozen or so who no longer work there step in for them and get a free meal .
 

Latka Gravas

Striker
Neck on, Neck on
At the Christmas works Do,
With Alison, Sally, Jackie and Sue
Which one is the best for you?
Over their desks you leaned,
You smiled, your trousers beamed,
Your keks slightly creamed,
From lust they did crust!
And now, drunken work babes with Inhibitions gone,
The tree of love bares fruit,
You want your love snake to shoot
From all the flirting, all year long
Tonight! Love is strong
Which one gets your Christmas Dong,
from Mistletoe to Camel Toe
At the Christmas works Do!
Unfuckinbelievable :lol: :lol::lol:
 

PNEFC111

Full Back
I always remember a Christmas party at my old work when I interrupted the 'boss' getting noshed off by one of the office girls. We were all at work the following day and I made him squirm most of the day - he was trying to catch me on my own - obviously to have a word - but I managed to avoid any 'one to one' conversations and broke up for the Christmas period with it still a 'live' issue. i eventually text him on Boxing Day and told him that what happened at the Christmas party stayed at the Christmas party....... he was ever so grateful.
You should have got a rise - he sure did.
 

hudson88

Striker
We’re going to Capital in Durham on Friday 13th (oooooooh) and then drinks round Durham after. Tried for Zen but couldn’t get a table until 9.30pm.

Surprising like, I didn’t realise you could eat in Durham
 

Gillythedilf

Full Back
Last year took the lads to Amsterdam .It was class tbh and will take some beating .

this year we are going on the drink through Boldon then on the Metty into the town .
 

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