Christmas compendium ... November 22



Town was always grim on Christmas Eve and it was a nightmare trying to get home afterwards.

Tended to stay local or stop in over the past few years.
 
Friend of mine went out to get the turkey one Christmas Eve. He stopped off for a fast pint on the way home. He woke up on the floor in the sitting room the next morning, drool coming out of his mouth onto the floor, turkey next to him thawed out. Can't remember, but I don't think his Mrs was too happy when she rang him that morning to say she was on the way.
 

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