Christmas emails

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Every single f***ing company you’ve ever done anything with has to send them

Shitty estate agent once did a viewing with - check
Pub once used the wifi - check
Bloke who serviced the boiler - check

I realise a burner email thingy would solve this problem, but still they can fuck right off

 

[Wild Card]

Every single f***ing company you’ve ever done anything with has to send them

Shitty estate agent once did a viewing with - check
Pub once used the wifi - check
Bloke who serviced the boiler - check

I realise a burner email thingy would solve this problem, but still they can fuck right off

Must resist urge to make wise crack.

Aye, its a pain in the arse. As are the constant spam ones. I have had 4 email off Elon Musk today, might email him back and call him a Russian shill c u next Tuesday.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Must resist urge to make wise crack.

Aye, its a pain in the arse. As are the constant spam ones. I have had 4 email off Elon Musk today, might email him back and call him a Russian shill c u next Tuesday.

Please make the wise crack. As long as it’s wise

Edit: now I see, have a like

 

[Space Hopper]

I got an email today from a "Bored Housewife, 32, looking for some action."

I've sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

I got an email today from a "Bored Housewife, 32, looking for some action."

I've sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy.

The internet is great for stealing content from to be fair

 

[Boinger]

I got an email today from a "Bored Housewife, 32, looking for some action."

I've sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy.

Mrs Boinger lying about her age again!

 

[PeteFTM]

The internet is great for stealing content from to be fair

That wasn’t very christmassy of you

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

That wasn’t very christmassy of you

Give me 5 mins while I google a Christmas joke

 

[Hettonlass]

That wasn’t very christmassy of you

Treemendous

 

[Metro Man]

The internet is great for stealing content from to be fair

And the 'Stating the bleeding obvious yet again award'.......... goes to......Chunky!

Well done.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Chunker is in a reet fettle today like.

 

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[Exapno Mapcase]

Give me 5 mins while I google a Christmas joke

Spaced Out is way quicker than 5 mins, you'll need to move on from Silver Surfer speed