Christmas Day Food Thread

[Schmarrnbeppi]

Aye that's it.

Food will be spot on.

 

[Notorious N O B]

Food will be spot on.

Good to hear

 

[MackemBob]

Last year me and our lass had a triple whopper meal from Burger king, the year before we had an Indian, I'm not sure what to have this year.

Something on a steel tray served by a man in a hair net?

 

[FannyByTheGaslight]

Something on a steel tray served by a man in a hair net?

highly possible

 

[MackemBob]

highly possible

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. wasn’t going to make light of it, but then thought, fuck it, you might as well have a giggle about it.

All the best in your fight marra.

 

[FannyByTheGaslight]

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. wasn’t going to make light of it, but then thought, fuck it, you might as well have a giggle about it.

All the best in your fight marra.

We always got to have a laugh marra nowt worse than a boring bastard.

 

[Boinger]

Turkey
Pigs in blankets
Roast potatoes
Sprouts with bacon bits
Cauliflower cheese
Roast carrots
Roast parsnips
Broccoli
Sausage stuffing.

This man knows his christmas dinners. Pretty much what I'll be having.

 

[the boot]

Pigs in blankets, gravy, crackling and Yorkshire puddings

Salmon and prawns to start

Farts lifting.

Something on a steel tray served by a man in a hair net?

Oooof.

 

[natinnam]

Pub Christmas dinner was £60 minimum, sit down Indian, 5 course Christmas dinner £18. Was a no brianer, especially as my 2 boys love Indian grub.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Farts lifting.

No sprouts or veg man ffs

 

[MackemBob]

Might avoid turkey this year. Ham or pork, maybe a chicken.

 

[elder]

went to the father in laws last year where he scorched everything in site beyond recognition.... going back this year. joy

 

[the boot]

No sprouts or veg man ffs

Seafood and meat though.

 

[Jukebox]

We are going to Angelos at East Rainton. Hopefully it should be ok. I am having the lamb which is accompanied by blue cheese croquettes, amongst other things.

 

[admwil]

Beef or gammon. Turkey is crap

All three is even better

 

[Beaker]

Garn to me mams so there's no menu for me to worry about this year.

Although I am toying with doing a few Polish xmas dishes on the 24th for Wigilia so our lass can have a bit of tradition.

 

[RestlessNatives]

We are booked in here....not exactly traditional!

That looks tremendous but my gout has started twitching just watching it.
Think of the meat sweats you are going to get. You'll probably have to go for a tactical dump halfway through.

 

[Lambchops]

Garn to me mams so there's no menu for me to worry about this year.

Although I am toying with doing a few Polish xmas dishes on the 24th for Wigilia so our lass can have a bit of tradition.

#getthecarpeaten

 

[York]

The non-pig eating in-laws are coming. We're having Turkey with streaky bacon on top, pigs in blankets, Brussels sprouts fried with pancetta, roast taties in a 50/50 mix of lard and goose fat, sausage and chestnut stuffing.

Afterwards I'll declare that I'm not eating another mouthful for 2 weeks, before lying prostrate on the kitchen floor. Then at 6:30 I'll be f***ing into ham sandwiches and cold pigs in blankets.

Is this a Christmas tradition? Asking for a friend.

 

[Beaker]

#getthecarpeaten

I was hoping to avoid the manky fish dish.

f***ing pike and carp man. Boke!