Christening's

[DurhamRedStripe]

Went to one on Sunday, class service by the retired vicar 'made a comeback' due to illness of the regular lad.

Kids sent home and on the piss, few arguments but all be sorted tomorrow, ill today like.

Nothing better than a day sesh on a Sunday.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Great story mate. Who’s writing the screenplay

 

[HABA87]

Utterly pointless unless you're religious or trying to get the offspring into a religious school.

Just go on the lash instead.

 

[DufraisFTM]

You can have a piss up without forcing religion on bairns.

 

[monkeytassle]

Great story mate. Who’s writing the screenplay

Years after a major global conflict has left the United States in dystopian disarray, a nomadic traveler who becomes known as the Postman wanders through towns in the Northwest, delivering old mail. Thanks to the Postman's presence, people begin to believe that the U.S. government has been restored. During his travels, the Postman becomes involved with the lovely Abby and clashes with the dictatorial Gen. Bethlehem (Napoleon Dynamite) .

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

Ridiculous things. Just a big look at me thing these days unless you’re religious

 

[mini-x2]

I went to one yesterday, got bladdered then made a tit of myself on here apparently

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

You can have a piss up without forcing religion on bairns.

Not my kid, barely know it.
Mine has not will not be going near a christening.

I went to one yesterday, got bladdered then made a tit of myself on here apparently

Had not realised mate

 

[AlpineExile]

Went to one on Sunday, class service by the retired vicar 'made a comeback' due to illness of the regular lad.

Kids sent home and on the piss, few arguments but all be sorted tomorrow, ill today like.

Nothing better than a day sesh on a Sunday.

So how old are these kids you've sent out on the piss?

Years after a major global conflict has left the United States in dystopian disarray, a nomadic traveler who becomes known as the Postman wanders through towns in the Northwest, delivering old mail. Thanks to the Postman's presence, people begin to believe that the U.S. government has been restored. During his travels, the Postman becomes involved with the lovely Abby and clashes with the dictatorial Gen. Bethlehem (Napoleon Dynamite) .

No mention of Tom Petty being Tom Petty? 2/10.

 

[Occam's Razor]

What a heart warming tale of child neglect, misplaced apostrophes and potential domestic violence.

 

[Arkle]

Kids sent home and on the piss

Is that legal? I'm not sure kids can drink at home.

So how old are these kids you've sent out on the piss?

You speedy fingered gi't.

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

Anyone under 20 is a kid to me now

What a heart warming tale of child neglect, misplaced apostrophes and potential domestic violence.

All of this happened.

 

[Arkle]

What a heart warming tale of child neglect, misplaced apostrophes and potential domestic violence.

It's like an episode of Mr's Bro'wn's B'oys.

 

[muggboots]

Great story mate. Who’s writing the screenplay

I hope it's Agatha Christie.

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

None of this happened btw, those in the know will know the point.

 

[muggboots]

I went to one yesterday, got bladdered then made a tit of myself on here apparently

You did nowt wrang. Dinnit listen to the naysayers.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

Class piss ups

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

Bit creepy this

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

You did nowt wrang. Dinnit listen to the naysayers.

We have all done it

Posted after my 4th Stella.

 

[PhilSAFC]

I went to one yesterday, got bladdered then made a tit of myself on here apparently

aye its all ower twitter like. although the other bloke seems to think you are daddyo