Christening envelope



I didn't pay the Vicar anything when my two got Christened, the Vicar was invited and attended the receptions after though, so he got a free feed and a fair few pints bought for him.
 
Isn’t christenings for CofE and leftfooters are Baptised .?

No expert on this ritual but I think it’s like that .Ops getting his kids christened means they won’t get in St Anthony’s ..

There's nowt worse than being invited to a christening like.
This
 
I bet him and their lass held a “baby naming party”
You know the type...
Me?

Isn’t christenings for CofE and leftfooters are Baptised .?

No expert on this ritual but I think it’s like that .Ops getting his kids christened means they won’t get in St Anthony’s ..


This
Can you tell I’m not religious, aye it’s babtised!

Says so on the envelope! ;)

There's nowt worse than being invited to a christening like.
Trapping your foreskin in ya zip.

Death in the family.

Monday mornings.

Putting your finger through the dog shit bag.

etc etc etc....should I go on?
 
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Me?


Can you tell I’m not religious, aye it’s babtised!

Says so on the envelope! ;)


Trapping your foreskin in ya zip.

Death in the family.

Monday mornings.

Putting your finger through the dog shit bag.

etc etc etc....should I go on?
No not you mate. Your getting your kid done. Your proper. Your priest is pulling your pants down, but your still doing the right thing.
 

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