Christening envelope

[IAmZlatan]

Imagine getting your child christened in this day and age

 

[PhilSAFC]

Imagine getting your child christened in this day and age

Imagine not. You want to take the chance of condemning your kids to eternal damnation?

 

[Sandboy]

Imagine not. You want to take the chance of condemning your kids to eternal damnation?

Mine are ripe for taking by the devil apparently

 

[IAmZlatan]

Imagine not. You want to take the chance of condemning your kids to eternal damnation?

The little shits have it coming

 

[Chappers]

Imagine not. You want to take the chance of condemning your kids to eternal damnation?

What a wonderful God he must be, if that what he does to little children who have not been christened, through no fault of their own

 

[The Sinful Dwarf]

They'll have the collection plate out at the end as well.

 

[Goat Eyes]

What a wonderful God he must be, if that what he does to little children who have not been christened, through no fault of their own

God isn’t a he, it’s a being.

It doesn’t define with a sex and is called both mother and father in the bible.

So somebody said on Good Morning Britain last week.

 

[Chappers]

God isn’t a he, it’s a being.

It doesn’t define with a sex and is called both mother and father in the bible.

So somebody said on Good Morning Britain last week.

Well all the pictures I've seen he is a dude with a big white beard. So I'm sticking with that.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Well all the pictures I've seen he is a dude with a big white beard. So I'm sticking with that.

That’s what Anne Widdycum (sp) said.

 

[PhilSAFC]

What a wonderful God he must be, if that what he does to little children who have not been christened, through no fault of their own

They should get themselves done then

 

[Chappers]

They should get themselves done then

How can a child who is 3 day old be held accountable and punished for what their parents do if say the family are all killed on the way back from the hospital.

Bit of a twat this God isn't he.

 

[PhilSAFC]

How can a child who is 3 day old be held accountable and punished for what their parents do if say the family are all killed on the way back from the hospital.

Bit of a twat this God isn't he.

You are judging god on something man has decreed.

 

[Scorer]

How can a child who is 3 day old be held accountable and punished for what their parents do if say the family are all killed on the way back from the hospital.

Bit of a twat this God isn't he.

I was under the impression the church had changed their mind about children and damnation and purgatory so don't think that's a particularly valid reason for christening children anymore. Not being religious I could be wrong though.

 

[Chappers]

I was under the impression the church had changed their mind about children and damnation and purgatory so don't think that's a particularly valid reason for christening children anymore. Not being religious I could be wrong though.

That's nice of them. Now if they just stop abusing them.

 

[Scorer]

That's nice of them. Now if they just stop abusing them.

That would certainly be a huge step forward!

 

[max wartbug]

If he (the being/entity) forgives all your sins, then give them nowt and live a life of debauchery. You'll be OK come judgement day.

 

[HellsBells]

You are judging god on something man has decreed.

How can we judge him (her) any other way?

 

[PhilSAFC]

How can we judge him (her) any other way?

We shouldn’t be judging god at all. God is an almighty, all knowing being. Who are we to question?

 

[daventry cat]

That's nice of them. Now if they just stop abusing them.

i they got shot of(sent on retreat) the dodgy ones would doubtless thin out their numbers to a point were theyre no longer viable

 

[HellsBells]

We shouldn’t be judging god at all. God is an almighty, all knowing being. Who are we to question?

Ah. I see how this religion lark works now.