Choose Life ........

[Ashford Mackem]

A Geordie friend has sent me the 'Choose Life' mail message that was floating around some 2-3 months ago. You know the one ....

Choose a chimpanzee, choose 20,000 empty seats to watch you play at
> home
> > in
> > the Worthington cup, etc , etc , etc.

Some cleverer Mackem (aren't we all) delivered a superb reply. Can someone post or reply giving me the suitable respose for me to post back.

It would be much appreciated. :wink:

 

[Perryqhill]

Choose your saviour ex chairman being a ex season ticket holder at Roker Park,
choose being turned down when wanting to groundshare with your neigbours,
choose 2-0 play off loss to your rivals on your own turf,
choose trying to break the crossbar down to get the game called off,
choose doubling your gate when Keegan came back, then slating other clubs for similar,
choose crying into your beer when KK left,
choose a Spanish donkey,
choose 'best fans in the world',
choose ranting on about the 'Toon',
choose a scrap yard metal monument,
choose rarely taking your full away allocation over the years,
choose alco Macdonald as you hero,
choose Spanish holidays,
choose Dougie and Freddy,
choose your board members taking the p*ss,
choose Dogs,
choose 'Barcelona of the north',
choose Wor Jackie in a Sunderland strip,
choose losing an FA cup final and smashing up your city,
choose doing it again next year,
choose signing Rivaldo,
choose never getting turned down,
choose taking your cheap shirts back and being told 'your not supposed to play football in them',
choose 'we'd love it, just love it',
choose 12 pt leads,
choose 2-1 in the rain,
choose being beaten by SUNDERLAND and blaming the weather,
choose Shearer as your penalty taker,
Choose Newcastle

 

[harry gilwood]

Choose your saviour ex chairman being a ex season ticket holer at Roker Park,
choose being turned down when wanting to groundshare with your neigbours,
choose 2-0 play off loss to your rivals on your own turf,
choose trying to break the crossbar down to get the game called off,
choose doubling your gate when Keegan came back, then slating other clubs for similar,
choose crying into your beer when KK left,
choose a Spanish donkey,
choose 'best fans in the world',
choose ranting on about the 'Toon',
choose a scrap yard metal monument,
choose rarely taking your full away allocation over the years,
choose alco Macdonald as you hero,
choose Spanish holidays,
choose Dougie and Freddy,
choose your board members taking the p*ss,
choose Dogs,
choose 'Barcelona of the north',
choose Wor Jackie in a Sunderland strip,
choose Shearer as your penalty taker,
choose losing an FA cup final and smashing up your city,
choose doing it again next year,
choose signing Rivaldo,
choose never getting turned down,
choose taking your cheap shirts back and being told 'your not supposed to play football in them',
choose 'we'd love it, just love it',
choose 12 pt leads,
choose 2-1 in the rain,
choose being beaten by SUNDERLAND and blaming the weather,
Choose Newcastle

are you watching ALS - this is what you put on a t-shirt

 

[Perryqhill]

Choose your saviour ex chairman being a ex season ticket holer at Roker Park,
choose being turned down when wanting to groundshare with your neigbours,
choose 2-0 play off loss to your rivals on your own turf,
choose trying to break the crossbar down to get the game called off,
choose doubling your gate when Keegan came back, then slating other clubs for similar,
choose crying into your beer when KK left,
choose a Spanish donkey,
choose 'best fans in the world',
choose ranting on about the 'Toon',
choose a scrap yard metal monument,
choose rarely taking your full away allocation over the years,
choose alco Macdonald as you hero,
choose Spanish holidays,
choose Dougie and Freddy,
choose your board members taking the p*ss,
choose Dogs,
choose 'Barcelona of the north',
choose Wor Jackie in a Sunderland strip,
choose Shearer as your penalty taker,
choose losing an FA cup final and smashing up your city,
choose doing it again next year,
choose signing Rivaldo,
choose never getting turned down,
choose taking your cheap shirts back and being told 'your not supposed to play football in them',
choose 'we'd love it, just love it',
choose 12 pt leads,
choose 2-1 in the rain,
choose being beaten by SUNDERLAND and blaming the weather,
Choose Newcastle

are you watching ALS - this is what you put on a t-shirt

I used that in a retort to a geordie on another messagboard for the same thing, took me about 5 mins to compile. There is another one on - http://www.stand-up.fsnet.co.uk/ but its a bit out of date and not really that good.

 

[Chinstrap Penguin]

That'll be XXXXXXXXXL's all round then