Chinese Food

[LondonMackem]

Chinese is f***ing shite

 

[monkeytassle]

Chinese is f***ing shite

So is KFC yet you still buy it

 

[LondonMackem]

So is KFC yet you still buy it

I didn’t buy it mate

 

[Hot Since 82]

Years ago whilst coming away from the oasis gig at the sol, on the metro a mate is frantically ringing around various Chinese takeaways as he's starving. No answer at the first 3 or 4 he calls. Then finally

Chinese - herro bru pearrl

Mate - gerrin, erh, house special curry with chips and shrimp fried rice

Chinese - ahh sowwy we are crrozed

Mate - fuck ya answerin the phone for

Chinese - ah jus being poorite

Mate - bastard

One of them when you had to be there obviously

 

[Slow joe]

House special chow mein, curry sauce, chips currently being eaten by me.

 

[The soap powder]

salt and pepper chicken, House special chow mein, House special fried rice, Curry sauce, Chips and prawn crackers

 

[evh78]

And then?

 

[Cult of Personality]

Chilli & garlic special chow mein with curry sauce from Liking.

Love Chinese me.

 

[monkeytassle]

House special chow mein, curry sauce, chips currently being eaten by me.

All taste the same.