Cherished Plates

heres mine

 

What does SAFCX mean??

 

Next time I see ya I'll be sure to give you the Vees

 

its a bit naff like. means nowt and does anyone even look at plates and think 'wow amazing'?

 

The more intricate the plate, the more I hate the driver (most probably a vain type of jealousy but so fuck)

 

Did anyone buy the Princess Diana Full English Breakfast plate of Hope? (VIZ Comic circa. 1998) I think it was 9.99. Her face was in the fried egg yolk IIRC.

 

Nah, I went for the biscuit nativity. I like my three wise men to come in mint orange AND original.

 

Fair enough like, I was once tempted by THE CRUCIFIXION AS CATS plate, but I think it was 12.99. I thought it was too dear, but it looked mint. Probably not available anymore.

 

I had a 1961 Ford Consul convertible when I was 17. The reg was 505 EXD. If it had a 'Y' on the end it would have read SO SEXY. But it didn't.

 

It wouldn't like Hillbilly lad, it would have read 505 EXY. If you said you'd bought The Princess Diana Full English Breakfast plate of Hope from VIZ, then I would be impressed, as it is you just sound like Kieron Dyer, which is a shame, because you come across as a canny lad normally Hillbilly.

 

I like private plates. Makes it easier for me to identify which people are utter twats without ever engaging them in conversation.

 

B16 T0553r

 

I must admit I didnt twig straight away. Maybe its better at a distance?

 

you're reading it all wrong. Its a proclaimation of the number of sexual encounters he's had;

Keith's 8 Fucks.

 

11% of UK drivers have some form of personal reg plate according to government stats. Which translates to, 89 out of every 100 road users are not bellends. I find that quite reassuring.

 

My reg is personalised. V314 7BX

"V" for my mother, Vivienne and when I'm 31, I'll go "4" 7 Becks.

 

She was the Queen of breakfast hearts.

 

I always wanted the Elvis Presley Tuankamun Dambusters Clock
Plate affair thingy, but I'm now reliably told by Alex Collier that they were shoite.

 

are you sure you're a skunk sima ? you seem so sensible on every subject other than football ?

that plate is fuckin pitiful btw