Cheese



My brother eats that straight from the tube. He's 50 :eek:

We went camping and Mam had a box of groceries and toiletries. Dad wanted a wash after putting the tent up and she told him there was toothpaste in the box. He came back and said "I don't think much of that toothpaste. It tastes weird and it had funny chewy bits in it." Turns out he'd cleaned his teeth with ham Primula :eek::lol:
 
Try a St Marcelin. You'll thank me.

I wish I could remember the name of a particularly ripe French softcheese I had years ago. It was that soft you had to use a spoon to put it on the cracker. Made my gums fizz.
 

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