CBeebies - One for the parents/sufferers of Bing et al

Keawyeds

Striker
Afternoon All,

No, it's not a pun competition thread as much as I'd like to do one. Maybe next week.
Just thought I'd start a thread to help one another who have to endure/enjoy elements of CBeebies.

Get ready for mass debates over your favourite presenter.

What blunt object would you beat Bing to death with given the chance?

How the actual fuck has Postman Pat not been fired for gross incompetence?

When are they going to do the episode of Katie Morag and The Wicker Man?

And other such nonsense...
Fire away.
 


Afternoon All,

No, it's not a pun competition thread as much as I'd like to do one. Maybe next week.
Just thought I'd start a thread to help one another who have to endure/enjoy elements of CBeebies.

Get ready for mass debates over your favourite presenter.

What blunt object would you beat Bing to death with given the chance?

How the actual fuck has Postman Pat not been fired for gross incompetence?

When are they going to do the episode of Katie Morag and The Wicker Man?

And other such nonsense...
Fire away.

Think fireman Sam should be sacked too.
 
Afternoon All,

No, it's not a pun competition thread as much as I'd like to do one. Maybe next week.
Just thought I'd start a thread to help one another who have to endure/enjoy elements of CBeebies.

Get ready for mass debates over your favourite presenter.

What blunt object would you beat Bing to death with given the chance?

How the actual fuck has Postman Pat not been fired for gross incompetence?

When are they going to do the episode of Katie Morag and The Wicker Man?

And other such nonsense...
Fire away.
Mr Tumble needs hoying off a cliff. The annoying bastard.
 
With regards to bing, I’d use a wet skippy rope. Little whining rabbity bastard, always f***ing twisting, usually cos he’s a f***ing useless shitehawk who’s caused his own problems..’aw, blue teddy bear thing, a dinnat like the toy av getten out the machine, like’. ****. How the fuck are two soft toys in charge of these little arseholes? Far fetched nonsense.
 
Do you know? Let's find out!

She can school me any day

Norman f***ing Price. The human Bing.

Both of these comments are absolutely spot on.
Love Maddie, me.
That Greg is one lucky sod.
With regards to bing, I’d use a wet skippy rope. Little whining rabbity bastard, always f***ing twisting, usually cos he’s a f***ing useless shitehawk who’s caused his own problems..’aw, blue teddy bear thing, a dinnat like the toy av getten out the machine, like’. ****. How the fuck are two soft toys in charge of these little arseholes? Far fetched nonsense.

Genuinely lolling at that.

I have no idea how their society works. I'm pretty sure it's vegan or vegetarian too
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Ffs

Splendid.

I quite like Evie. More than Rebecca deffo.
None of them are exactly overstacked in the nork department mind you.

Aaaaaand Parsnip. (he suspects)
 
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Both of these comments are absolutely spot on.
Love Maddie, me.
That Greg is one lucky sod.


Genuinely lolling at that.

I have no idea how their society works. I'm pretty sure it's vegan or vegetarian too
Just Populated by utter bastards, a bit like peasdown St. John.
Is the one with the miggy arm still on there?
 
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