CBeebies - One for the parents/sufferers of Bing et al

This is not new. From a long time ago the BBC has espoused several rather unexplained situations. Bill and Ben living with Weed as "flowerpot" men. Growing their own stuff! Rag, Tag and Bobtail - promoting multi-cultural living together while in cramped conditions with an absent landlord. The Woodentops - terrible type-casting with Mr & Mrs Scrubbit. Bad enough the name never mind anything else. Andy Pandy trying his best to have to hide his own sexuality - poor lad. No other lad I knew at that age went out in his pyjamas. Brave lad.
 


Muppet

Winger
You're going to have to explain.
At length if necessary.
She had a baby with a guy who was Australian. He persuaded her to pack up her life and move to Australia. He went on ahead.

When she arrived, she found he was quite openly shagging someone else, so she turned straight round and came back to the UK. He had her done for child abduction and insisted the kid should be left in Australia. She won the court case.

He sounds delightful...
 

Keawyeds

Striker
She had a baby with a guy who was Australian. He persuaded her to pack up her life and move to Australia. He went on ahead.

When she arrived, she found he was quite openly shagging someone else, so she turned straight round and came back to the UK. He had her done for child abduction and insisted the kid should be left in Australia. She won the court case.

He sounds delightful...
Ha'way Katy/Katie - no idea.
That's pretty mental. Poor lass and indeed poor bairn.
Can't believe I'm going to have a wank over waffles mam later.
DOG NONCE KLAXON
DOG NONCE KLAXON
DOG NONCE KLAXON
 
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skullmeister

Striker
With regards to bing, I’d use a wet skippy rope. Little whining rabbity bastard, always fucking twisting, usually cos he’s a fucking useless shitehawk who’s caused his own problems..’aw, blue teddy bear thing, a dinnat like the toy av getten out the machine, like’. ****. How the fuck are two soft toys in charge of these little arseholes? Far fetched nonsense.
Whats all this sweary hoo haa
 

wilma56

Central Defender
I hate Bing, he's proper twisty, little fuckers knicking ice creams then turns the apology into it being all about him. Pando feels the need to strip off every time they do owt as well.

Find myself laughing at Peppa pig mind.
If you want to be irritated and end up with songs stuck in your head Coco melon on you tube, the bairn loves it.
 

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