Barnacle Boy
Striker
He isn't a premier league player full stop marraHis problem is, he's a yard too slow for this league and as a consequence is always chasing shadows. In truth, even his runs are more akin to trying to get the ball under control over 20 yards. Its quite worrying that he's our number one choice midfielder at the moment. Frankly, I think his best position would be to use him as a foil/spoiler for a decent footballing midfielder alongside, which we sadly don't have.