Cats crapping in my front garden

[EDGE]

Apart from a Blunderbuss anyone got any solutions?

Cat repellent ultrasonics seem to be good.

 

[j.w]

CANT WAIT FOR ALL THE WEIRD CAT LOVERS TO BLAME A FOX

 

[Billy Rocket]

Lion shit man. Can't you read?

 

[LondonMackem]

Can of deodorant and a lighter

EDIT: don't light the shit on fire, but chase the cat with the flame.

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Get a cat. It'll claim it as its territory and kick the others out.

 

[Lukas73]

Get a dog

 

[Billy Rocket]

Get a cat. It'll claim it as its territory and kick the others out.

What if it's a pussy?

 

[dixonsafc]

Kick fuck out of it

 

[Deleted member 5265]

What if it's a pussy?

Get a nails one. Big fat ginger Tom.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Lion shit man. Can't you read?

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[Cockney Mackem]

Get a nails one. Big fat ginger Tom.

Sorry to go all cat feminist but sometimes I know has six cats and the hardest one is female and the smallest. She knocks the shite out of anything that breathes. A couple of the Toms in the pack are big and hard and she uses them for muscle when she's outnumbered but she's the leader. The males can't be bothered with the extra effort of being in charge and they know she's just a stone cold fucker who won't back down

 

[dcl0sc]

Apart from a Blunderbuss anyone got any solutions?

Cat repellent ultrasonics seem to be good.

Lion Poo

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Sorry to go all cat feminist but sometimes I know has six cats and the hardest one is female and the smallest. She knocks the shite out of anything that breathes. A couple of the Toms in the pack are big and hard and she uses them for muscle when she's outnumbered but she's the leader. The males can't be bothered with the extra effort of being in charge and they know she's just a stone cold fucker who won't back down

I like the sound of her.

 

[ErichZann]

Serves you right for having a garden

 

[Niblet61]

Kick fuck out of it

Or the owner.

 

[jackynutmeg]

Apart from a Blunderbuss anyone got any solutions?

Cat repellent ultrasonics seem to be good.

maybe a Blunderpuss?

 

[Walter Ego]

Ooh, look at me, I'm so far up the property ladder I have a garden. Pathetic.

 

[Pacific]

Sorry to go all cat feminist but sometimes I know has six cats and the hardest one is female and the smallest. She knocks the shite out of anything that breathes. A couple of the Toms in the pack are big and hard and she uses them for muscle when she's outnumbered but she's the leader. The males can't be bothered with the extra effort of being in charge and they know she's just a stone cold fucker who won't back down

 

[NewAdventuresInWiFi]

Move house.

The only way out of this shit.

 

[Black Cat Gypsy]

Get a dog

Doesn't work. Our neighbours have 2 but my cat just jumps the wall and shits in the garden. He stands there looking at the dogs as if to say "I did that and I'm proud of it. And I'll be back tomorrow".