Father Jack Hackett
Striker
He's such an embarrassment to them.
The way players are these days, I can imagine most of the dressing room are taking the piss out of him whilst he beats his black and white chest...
He's forgotten that he is supposed to be the manager, and he just goes on like a standard idiot from the terraces.... give him the job!
This. I can imagine the French lads thinking who the fuck is this bloke who was putting the cones out the other week?