Carroll Wankfest


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We are rank!! He will no doubt be a shining light. Knocked 6 long balls up hale has won two and got his foot in a tackle. Ooh a shot too! f***ing hell he might end up getting bummed off Townsend!
 
its like watching blackburn or stoke, surprised they havent enquired about rory delap having an english grandmother yet
 
If Henderson had been up and down all game he'd be getting praised to the hilt too. As would Gibbs if he hadn't give the ball away a few times and was marauding up and down the flanks.

Give Carroll credit, he's started pretty well for a debut.
 
Mag: everytime i see that jordan somebody play, he seems to excell in not touching the ball
11 minutes ago
Me: Every time I see Auntie Caroline, there's blood on some lasses face and coppers everywhere
8 minutes ago
Mag: hey at least that bugger can play.
6 minutes ago
Me: that's like saying 'at least Hitler hold a decent meeting'
5 minutes ago
 
If Henderson had been up and down all game he'd be getting praised to the hilt too. As would Gibbs if he hadn't give the ball away a few times and was marauding up and down the flanks.

Give Carroll credit, he's started pretty well for a debut.

Have to agree. This is exactly what Capello is looking for Caroll to give. He'll start the next qualifier.
 
Townsend was whinging earlier that 'you can't just pump long balls up to Carroll - you have to play to his strengths'.

I'm not aware that Carroll has ever been exposed to any other type of tactics in his career.
 
Townsend was whinging earlier that 'you can't just pump long balls up to Carroll - you have to play to his strengths'.

I'm not aware that Carroll has ever been exposed to any other type of tactics in his career.

Shocking really. The thing is Carroll is excellent at winning big high balls in the air. Unfortunately, because of this, with him in the team, this is the way England will play. After all this time, an expensive Italian coach, England are back to playing like Wimbledon.
 
Henderson has done well to be fair, He's having to cover two men and can't get back and forth because Barry isn't giving him the licence to do so by being shit,slow and unable to break up play.
 
Shocking really. The thing is Carroll is excellent at winning big high balls in the air. Unfortunately, because of this, with him in the team, this is the way England will play. After all this time, an expensive Italian coach, England are back to playing like Wimbledon.

FSA for manager.

I really want Arry to be the next boss. He gets players playing the game
 
FSA for manager.

I really want Arry to be the next boss. He gets players playing the game

Well if Carroll is going to be an England regular now, and there's every chance he will, then that's not a bad call. Whoevers the manage, if Carroll's playing the players will always hump high balls up to him, just like the Toon do.
 
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