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How man!!!!! a half inch piece of rolled up paper hit his windscreen man, do you know how serious that is??
Few years ago I was driving home from work and noticed that I needed petrol, so stopped off at the Esso. Whilst filling the car I managed to splash a bit petrol on my cuff, which I thought nothing of, so I paid and went on my way. Few minutes later I fancied a tab, so lit one up, smoked it, then went to flick it out of the window.. and missed. It rebounded off the window in a flash of sparks and before I knew it my f***ing hand was on fire. So I've got my arm out of the window, on fire, and I'm waving it about trying to put the f***ing flames out, when suddenly I hear the sirens of a police car behind me.. the twat pulled me over and arrested me for possession of a firearm!
(That's a shite joke btw I don't even drive.. or smoke.. unless it's cannabis.. or yer dar's cock.. I'll get me coat)
Vaping while driving is also f***ing ridiculous. They drop their window and it's like following Thomas the f***ing Tank Engine.
Dipshits
what are you meant to do with it like?
You have a visor for your cock? Flash fuckergot one straight off my helmet visor the other day, not everyone has a windscreen.
If you smoke in the car mate it stinks anyway...Guilty as charged. I don’t want tab ends dirtying up my ashtray and stinking up the car.
Get yourself a car mate, you won't have to put up with that and you won't look daft dressed in a gonk suitgot one straight off my helmet visor the other day, not everyone has a windscreen.
Back of the head job?I usually aim for passers by
Why not!Back of the head job?
Proper little dictator gets angry when people do any little thing he doesn't approve of
Get yourself a car mate, you won't have to put up with that and you won't look daft dressed in a gonk suit
Aye but you have to wear that ridiculous gonk suit though, so the time it takes to put that on is lost.got one, the motorbike takes less than half the time of commuting by car and has free parking. Just need people to stop being knobs and chucking stuff out the window.
Put it in the bin you smelly cretin.what are you meant to do with it like?
You stink and your car stinks. Tramp.Guilty as charged. I don’t want tab ends dirtying up my ashtray and stinking up the car.