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When I was one, I just begun,
The day I went to sea.
I jumped aboard a pirate ship
And the Captain said to me:
‘We’re going this way, that way,
Forwards backwards,
Over the deep blue sea.
A bottle of rum to fill my tum
And that’s the life for me’
 
Juncker claims it was "a sudden debilitating attack of sciatica" that caused him to crash his boat, whilst on holiday.
 

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