Camel Spider - evil incarnate


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My friend back from Basrah was telling me how bad it was out there, no not the afghans , but the camel spiders.....

being an arachniphobe iI LOOKED ON YOUTUBE at them.....they are evil, not really sppiders, but big as fuck and pray on human blood, (only a bit)

these thiongs would take some killing , have you seen anything mroe fearsome in the insect arachnid world?
 
My friend back from Basrah was telling me how bad it was out there, no not the afghans , but the camel spiders.....

being an arachniphobe iI LOOKED ON YOUTUBE at them.....they are evil, not really sppiders, but big as fuck and pray on human blood, (only a bit)

these thiongs would take some killing , have you seen anything mroe fearsome in the insect arachnid world?

you got a link there mate?
 
They don't really eat people. But they are horrifying.
 
My friend back from Basrah was telling me how bad it was out there, no not the afghans , but the camel spiders.....

being an arachniphobe iI LOOKED ON YOUTUBE at them.....they are evil, not really sppiders, but big as fuck and pray on human blood, (only a bit)

these thiongs would take some killing , have you seen anything mroe fearsome in the insect arachnid world?

One of the lads at work flattened a whas spider when he was travelling, he said it was like stamping on a bag of crisps :eek:
 
hungry looking critter mate

sure is, me mate said they numb you with an anasthetic then have a chomp and then fuck off.....fuck that,they are nearly a foot lonf, saying that there are some interesting links from that camel spider footage, of other battles between creatures.....wasp is the hardest of them all.
 
My friend back from Basrah was telling me how bad it was out there, no not the afghans , but the camel spiders.....

being an arachniphobe iI LOOKED ON YOUTUBE at them.....they are evil, not really sppiders, but big as fuck and pray on human blood, (only a bit)

these thiongs would take some killing , have you seen anything mroe fearsome in the insect arachnid world?

Why does it not surprise me that they weren't? :p

They are f***ing horrible things mind (Camel spiders I mean, not Afghans).
 
a classic pic....but fookin evil, imagine that was on yer bog seat

Imagine if that fooker fell out of your boots!

Mind you, the way some peoples feet ended up after wearing f***ing issue boots, maybe the anesthetic would help. ;)
 
Horrible looking thing, but there's never been a recorded incident of them doing owt to a human other than biting them in defence, and it's not dangerous or anything.
 
Horrible looking thing, but there's never been a recorded incident of them doing owt to a human other than biting them in defence, and it's not dangerous or anything.



they have no venom...but when spiders do yer nut in its not the venom aspect that fucks you up, its the shape and speed, the leg length that is the one.....house spiders , big ones, cant do shit but they are fookin orrible.....
 
FFS, can't believe no one has commented on the bird in the background. I f***ing would. Anyway, where's the spider?

























It is a tart isn't it? Not just some Fernando Torres ladyboy type?

It already looks as if she's bending over for a damn good rogering (she's a Celtic fan) but the big fuck off spider has got in the way.
 
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