Cambridge Diet and Humping

[maygo]

My missus is on that diet, and now ketosis (fat burning) has kicked in, her breath smells like an african village. Thing is, I'm gagging for it.
Any suggestions?

 

[Deleted User 2893]

do her from behind seems the obvious solution

 

[Banana Boy]

Polo's.

What is the Cambridge Diet like?
How does it make you smell

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Polo's.

What is the Cambridge Diet like?
How does it make you smell

He's not likely towant to shag a polo though is he??

 

[glen]

do her from behind seems the obvious solution

and you can accidentally stick it up the wrong'un

 

[ds0rco]

This is going Gold isn't it

 

[Banana Boy]

He's not likely towant to shag a polo though is he??

Should improve her shit breath though surely?

 

[hutch]

My missus is on that diet, and now ketosis (fat burning) has kicked in, her breath smells like an african village. Thing is, I'm gagging for it.
Any suggestions?

Suppose it'll keep the flies away from her fanny

 

[BongEye]

take her up to brown town.

 

[WheyHey]

Why do you want to hump a fat smelly lass. Get her dumped or traded in for a newer model

 

[jaxaxe]

do her from behind seems the obvious solution

Should be end of thread.

 

[knarfw]

This is going Gold isn't it

Brown more like

 

[Deleted member 28374]

A fat knacker with a vomit inducing breath. Are you married to dirty bristow?

 

[hutch]

My missus is on that diet, and now ketosis (fat burning) has kicked in, her breath smells like an african village. Thing is, I'm gagging for it.
Any suggestions?

Suppose it will keep the flies away from her fanny for a while

 

[knarfw]

This is going Gold isn't it

Brown more like.

 

[Ready to Gyan]

breath like an african village and a fanny like rambo's knife!!! Brown it or just leave her..