Cackest lyrics to force a rhymme

[Keb]

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

 

[Dave Herbal]

You're right. I take it back. Didn't know anything about the song

And he’s in a bread shop

 

[viccarlton]

Not a cack rhyme but very appropriate today:-

While we live according to race, colour or creed
While we rule by blind madness and pure greed
Our lives dictated by tradition, superstition, false religion

 

[PeteFTM]

Got on the bus with my day saver
Smoked a reefer in the corner
Laid low
Did a grand theft auto

HSBC we do them graphs
We got money because we know how to rap

 

[JohnSmithUK]

She said I was good looking and I looked a bit like George Michael
But she didn’t want f***ing she were on her menstrual cycle

I thought that was a @tunstall birdman poem.

 

[EchoMan]

"I am, I said, to no one there / And no one heard it all, not even the chair" Neil Diamond's - I Am, I Said

 

[The Red Telephone]

I drive a Rolls Royce
Cos it's good for my voice.

Dehumanisation
Is such a big word
It's been around since
Richard The Third
Dehumanisation
It's easy to say
But if you're not a hermit
You know the city's OK

Tall Tall Tall I wanna be tall tall tall
As big as a wall wall wall as big as a wall wall wall.

 

[Sombrero]

Can’t complain, mustn’t grumble,
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble
ffs.

 

[Dave Herbal]

I drive a Rolls Royce
Cos it's good for my voice.


Tall Tall Tall I wanna be tall tall tall
As big as a wall wall wall as big as a wall wall wall.

Also, he says his size increased “with concentration”. Then it says “fetch more water, fetch more sand”. Now either he willed himself big or he’s made of bricks and mortar. Which is is Phil??? We need to know.

 

[The Red Telephone]

Also, he says his size increased “with concentration”. Then it says “fetch more water, fetch more sand”. Now either he willed himself big or he’s made of bricks and mortar. Which is is Phil??? We need to know.

And from the ' Travelogue' album...
'
"The... Black...Hit... of... Space
Get James Burke on the case!"

 

[daveyc]

Anything by George Michael.

 

[becs]

Yes, there's love if you want it
Don't sound like no sonnet

by The Verve irritates me.

 

[The Red Telephone]

Fair play to Sabbath for rhyming ' masses' with..erm..'masses' in War Pigs.

 

[Son of Stan]

"I am, I said, to no one there / And no one heard it all, not even the chair" Neil Diamond's - I Am, I Said

I've hated this other lyric of his since I was a kid and my Mam was listening to his album:
'Money talks
But it don't sing and dance and it don't walk'.

 

[42]

Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

 

[Occam's Razor]

But fifteen minutes later we had our first taste of whiskey
There was uncles giving lectures on ancient Irish history
The men all started telling jokes and the women they got frisky
By five o'clock in the evening every bastard there was pissky

Well done, Shane. If you run out of words that rhyme, just make one up.

 

[Big Duke Six]

I like to eat bananas, cos they got no bones. I like marijuana cos it gets me stoned.

 

[Flash Gordon]

The "Light Funky Ones" in their 90's top 20 hit "Summer Girls" managed these 3 all in the same song:

"New Kids On The Block, Had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick"

"You're the best girl, That I ever did see. The great Larry Byrd, jersey thirty-three."

"When you take a sip, You buzz like a hornet. Billy Shakespeare wrote A whole bunch of sonnet."

 

[Cee Jay]

Can’t complain, mustn’t grumble,
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble
ffs.

ABC...about to post that one

 

[Binxy]

Watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic.
Psych.