Bought a card for my 7 year old daughter. Left it sticking out of letter box and signed ‘secret admirer’. Bit of fun
I'm on my way home from working away. I expect I won't be able to get through the door with all the cards there'll be.
What are you going on about man?
The buck stops here.^^Generally people are after a buck on Valentines Day
They haven't invented corners yet.Why circular and not rectangular
Your food bowl is redroses are red
a car has a disptick
here's a new collar and lead
now let me suck your lipstick
I bet it is for the hirsute recipient.Well people identify as man, woman, lesbian, gay, queer, intergender, transgender, bisexual, pansexual or asexual these days.
So canisexual (dog), felisexual (cat) or ovisexual (sheep) should be no surprise.
He got 2 packets of Old Holborn and a ride in an ambulance.How did you get on m8?
Weirdo.I always send flowers to the Mother in Law, cos the Father in Law doesn't
Keeps me in the good books
You slimey bastard.
Do you do the roses and make them stick to the sunglasses?If I see any of the Africans I work with wandering around with a rose today, I accuse them of cultural appropriation.
Halloween's not til October man!