This and this only as I once understood it?or those trying to woo someone!
Halloween's not til October man!or those trying to woo someone!
Rsvps to your lasses Bukkake party?I'm on my way home from working away. I expect I won't be able to get through the door with all the cards there'll be.
He thinks you and @LondonMackem are the same person.What are you going on about man?
I don’t think he does. He’s just obsessed with other people’s money.
Jesus Christ.I always send flowers to the Mother in Law, cos the Father in Law doesn't
Keeps me in the good books
MentalJesus Christ.
Depends what day of the week it isIs it really hard earned earned or do you have a cushy job and get paid for doing next to nowt?
I mean tbh if you mention on here you’re spending £6k on a watch you should expect a bit of grief.
You do live in the wilds though Becs. I'm surprised they don't just all sign a circular card for the whole village/family.Have seen pictures of gifts people have bought for their children which seems odd to me. I've always thought it was a couples thing.
Why circular and not rectangularYou do live in the wilds though Becs. I'm surprised they don't just all sign a circular card for the whole village/family.![]()
The buck stops here.^^Generally people are after a buck on Valentines Day![]()
They haven't invented corners yet.Why circular and not rectangular
Your food bowl is redroses are red
a car has a disptick
here's a new collar and lead
now let me suck your lipstick
I bet it is for the hirsute recipient.Well people identify as man, woman, lesbian, gay, queer, intergender, transgender, bisexual, pansexual or asexual these days.
So canisexual (dog), felisexual (cat) or ovisexual (sheep) should be no surprise.![]()
He got 2 packets of Old Holborn and a ride in an ambulance.How did you get on m8?
Weirdo.I always send flowers to the Mother in Law, cos the Father in Law doesn't
Keeps me in the good books
You slimey bastard.![]()
Do you do the roses and make them stick to the sunglasses?If I see any of the Africans I work with wandering around with a rose today, I accuse them of cultural appropriation.
Halloween's not til October man!
You need to stop writing a return address on them.I'm on my way home from working away. I expect I won't be able to get through the door with all the cards there'll be.
She’s class mate, cooks the most amazing fry ups when we stay overJesus Christ.
.
Weirdo.
.
She’s class mate, cooks the most amazing fry ups when we stay over
I'm not as far up as Stanley manYou do live in the wilds though Becs. I'm surprised they don't just all sign a circular card for the whole village/family.![]()