Buying an engagement ring!!


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Captain_Fishpaste said:
I am torn. On one level I am sure you are right, but at the same time I can't help but feel that anyone even prepared to consider becoming Mr Cat can't be short of a bit of courage.

I think he is mad to be honest.

It has garnered him awed respect in the rougher pubs. At first they thought it would have softened me but they soon realised their error.
 
The Easter egg is for sure. It is massive, in a cardboard box in my other room. It comes up to my breast bone but that might be a big stand too. 4 kilo of choc.



You would reak even less of the council if you used yet more exclamation marks. Not a mistake really is it? More a typo.

Bloody forum runner.

:lol::lol: are you getting angry?
 
This is what I did - I bought a costume jewellery ring as a symbol of my connubial intentions, then we went out and she got a proper one from a jeweller. A win for both of us :)

It is the choice of proper men, marra, and practical on so many levels. For example... if you buy her a ring before you are engaged, she expects you to spend lots of YOUR money on her. But get a "yes" first, by the time she gets to the jewelers in her head she has already started seeing your money as "our money", so won't spend as much of it.

FACT
 
I am a bit but not with diminutive 70s footballers like you pet.
Mr.cat is snoring and it does wind me up.

Well wake him up petal. You could do with a good seeing to, sort you right out :)
 
JosieAnn said:
Well wake him up petal. You could do with a good seeing to, sort you right out :)

Why do you think he's snoring away?

One doesn't have a slab of toyboy making the place look messy without taking him out for a ride regularly.

Not enough euphemism and metaphor?

bongo said:
Areet dog,pet.

I see what you did there. Very clever.
 
bongo said:
It's OK,they saw you and hid behind the shelf.
Rubber cocks have feelings too.

Are you German? Or Alexander in disguise?

Or 12?

That was rubbish and you will have to do better

socrates said:
well. that establishes you go to sex shops.

why did they frighten you?:confused:

Sweetheart I have a lurid past which was spent on the fringes of the sex industry for a few years. I have never thought it wrong to visit sex shops and my loud appreciation and lack of embarrassment is sometimes unsettling for others.
They frightened me because they were huge and pointy and pokey.
 
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